(◉ᴥ◉)'s definitions

Sleep

A state of consciousness in which the nervous system is inactive, usually deprived or overused.

Will you shut up so I can get some sleep?

by (◉ᴥ◉) June 14, 2018

Eggplant

It's a freaking fruit, you idiots. Get your head outta the gutter!

The eggplants were delicious but I was shocked to find out they were fruits.

by (◉ᴥ◉) July 5, 2018

Horrifying

Almost every definition on this site.

If you don't believe they're horrifying, click below.

Eat

by (◉ᴥ◉) July 27, 2018

VHS

A nostalgic way to record media back in the 70s-90s with a tape that you could either record on, or buy pre recorded. Pretty nice other than 2 things.

1. The fact that if you rented a tape that you'd spend 8 years rewinding it all the way for the next user. Luckily some had tape reminders, but most didn't and therefore you had to watch a blue screen waiting to get to the beginning.
2. For today's standards VHS tapes are quite crude, especially since so much could happen while playing and the tape would be a little more worn each time you played it, meaning it would progressively worsen in sound and visual quality. Luckily DVDs are really long lasting and are also convenient as well.

Girl: How was the movie?
Boy: It was so good I recorded it on my VHS!
Girl: There's such thing as Blu-ra-
Boy: IT'S CALLED NOSTALGIA YOU UNCULTURED SWINE

by (◉ᴥ◉) July 16, 2019

Boobs

Congratulations, you're perverted enough to look this word up. *Slowly claps*

No, I'm not telling you what "boobs" means.

by (◉ᴥ◉) July 2, 2018

Touch

To make phsyical contact.

If I had to touch that tarantula I would've gone nuts.

by (◉ᴥ◉) July 24, 2018

Idiot

A really stupid person.

Person on server: LOL OMG you ded noob lololol eat lead bitch
Me: What idiot would find that crap funny?

by (◉ᴥ◉) July 30, 2018