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Spun hard retard

A term used to describe a methamphetamine user who has been up too long and doing things that are dumb as fuck. Other known names are speed freak, tweaker, sketch artist, who dun it, and others.
Man 1- Dude, you better slow down, relax and get some rest bro, your acting like a spun hard retard
by 'Denver's Finest' October 8, 2022
mugGet the Spun hard retardmug.

Fart

Used to describe the sound a turd makes while honking to come out.
Fart
by 'Denver's Finest' March 19, 2022
mugGet the Fartmug.

Monkey fuck

Used to describe the resulted state of unwarranted and chaotic messing with someone else's property,always with unfavorable outcome
Person 1- hey bro can I borrow some tools to work on my car?
Person 2- hell nah, the last time you came over here you just monkey fucked my whole garage around
by 'Denver's Finest' October 8, 2022
mugGet the Monkey fuckmug.

Sympathy

Nephew- " Man, that sucks to hear about Mike "
Uncle- " Hell no, I have no sympathy for his ass "
by 'Denver's Finest' March 19, 2022
mugGet the Sympathymug.

RIC

Remember JRoc from the Trailer Park Boys, or B-rad from Malibu's Most wanted, or that one kid from highschool? Ya, they were in the middle of a RIC
by 'Denver's Finest' March 15, 2022
mugGet the RICmug.

Cock-Blocko'saurs

A verb used to describe an ancient creature who will go to almost any length to stop you getting some action; a blatant attempt to hate on one's game
Person 1 - " Dude, what was up with Steven last night ? "
Person 2 - " I know right, what a cock-blocko'saurs "
by 'Denver's Finest' March 14, 2022
mugGet the Cock-Blocko'saursmug.

Shit Dogg

Noun: Used to describe the friend that is always getting in to trouble. More specifically, the friend that is always or only calls you when in the middle of a huge shit storm and needs rescued.
Ring Ring
Ring Ring
Friend 1 - hello?
Friend 2- hey bro it's me.
Friend 1- hey what's up bro?
Friend 2- man you gotta help me bro. I was at this party bro and there was this super hottie and she had a man but I don't care I was trying to holler at her anyway but now her boyfriend and his friends are all looking for me to beat my ass.
Friend 1- damn man are you an idiot? Why is it every time you call me your in some shit dogg?
by 'Denver's Finest' October 8, 2022
mugGet the Shit Doggmug.

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