Noun: Used to describe the friend that is always getting in to trouble. More specifically, the friend that is always or only calls you when in the middle of a huge shit storm and needs rescued.
Ring Ring
Ring Ring
Friend 1 - hello?
Friend 2- hey bro it's me.
Friend 1- hey what's up bro?
Friend 2- man you gotta help me bro. I was at this party bro and there was this super hottie and she had a man but I don't care I was trying to holler at her anyway but now her boyfriend and his friends are all looking for me to beat my ass.
Friend 1- damn man are you an idiot? Why is it every time you call me your in some shit dogg?
Ring Ring
Friend 1 - hello?
Friend 2- hey bro it's me.
Friend 1- hey what's up bro?
Friend 2- man you gotta help me bro. I was at this party bro and there was this super hottie and she had a man but I don't care I was trying to holler at her anyway but now her boyfriend and his friends are all looking for me to beat my ass.
Friend 1- damn man are you an idiot? Why is it every time you call me your in some shit dogg?
by 'Denver's Finest' October 09, 2022
An uncontrollable spastic muscle twitch or other unnatural jerk that is a tell tell sign of long-term meth use or signs of getting ahold of some bad shit.
MK- " man, I know he's getting high "
HB - " who?"
MK - " my brother"
HB - " are you serious? How do you know"
MK - " see how the corner of his mouth is all weird and twitching, kinda like a fucked up Elvis lip? That's his tweaker feature"
HB - " no shit? Man that's weird AF"
HB - " who?"
MK - " my brother"
HB - " are you serious? How do you know"
MK - " see how the corner of his mouth is all weird and twitching, kinda like a fucked up Elvis lip? That's his tweaker feature"
HB - " no shit? Man that's weird AF"
by 'Denver's Finest' October 14, 2022
A verb used to describe an ancient creature who will go to almost any length to stop you getting some action; a blatant attempt to hate on one's game
Person 1 - " Dude, what was up with Steven last night ? "
Person 2 - " I know right, what a cock-blocko'saurs "
Person 2 - " I know right, what a cock-blocko'saurs "
by 'Denver's Finest' March 15, 2022
Remember JRoc from the Trailer Park Boys, or B-rad from Malibu's Most wanted, or that one kid from highschool? Ya, they were in the middle of a RIC
by 'Denver's Finest' March 15, 2022
Used to describe a beautiful and enchanting woman; A woman so amazing your friends wouldn't believe you if you told them
Usually reported in the southern United States mainly in Alabama
Usually reported in the southern United States mainly in Alabama
Guy 1 - " Bro, did you see that girl I hooked up with on Valentines Day ? "
Guy 2 - " Nah bro I was busy at work "
Guy 1 - " Dude I'm telling you she was a straight up Macalla Kat for real "
Guy 2 - " No way ! "
Guy 2 - " Nah bro I was busy at work "
Guy 1 - " Dude I'm telling you she was a straight up Macalla Kat for real "
Guy 2 - " No way ! "
by 'Denver's Finest' March 15, 2022
A term used to describe a methamphetamine user who has been up too long and doing things that are dumb as fuck. Other known names are speed freak, tweaker, sketch artist, who dun it, and others.
by 'Denver's Finest' October 09, 2022
Fart
by 'Denver's Finest' March 19, 2022