Definitions by 'Denver's Finest'
Tweaker Feature
An uncontrollable spastic muscle twitch or other unnatural jerk that is a tell tell sign of long-term meth use or signs of getting ahold of some bad shit.
MK- " man, I know he's getting high "
HB - " who?"
MK - " my brother"
HB - " are you serious? How do you know"
MK - " see how the corner of his mouth is all weird and twitching, kinda like a fucked up Elvis lip? That's his tweaker feature"
HB - " no shit? Man that's weird AF"
HB - " who?"
MK - " my brother"
HB - " are you serious? How do you know"
MK - " see how the corner of his mouth is all weird and twitching, kinda like a fucked up Elvis lip? That's his tweaker feature"
HB - " no shit? Man that's weird AF"
Tweaker Feature by 'Denver's Finest' October 13, 2022
Crankster Gangster
Used to describe that kind of dude who is normally soft as medicated cotton but soon as he gets high turns into ol billy badass. Equivalent to a drunk being 10 feet tall and bulletproof
Guy 1- Hey bro, is that guy starring at me? I think this dude is a cop let's get him! Man, this dude better get off my ass or I swear I'll hop out and beat his fucking ass!
Guy 2- that's it, no more dope for you! Fucking take two hits and turn into a crankster gangster
Guy 2- that's it, no more dope for you! Fucking take two hits and turn into a crankster gangster
Crankster Gangster by 'Denver's Finest' October 8, 2022
Spun hard retard
A term used to describe a methamphetamine user who has been up too long and doing things that are dumb as fuck. Other known names are speed freak, tweaker, sketch artist, who dun it, and others.
Spun hard retard by 'Denver's Finest' October 8, 2022
Monkey fuck
Used to describe the resulted state of unwarranted and chaotic messing with someone else's property,always with unfavorable outcome
Person 1- hey bro can I borrow some tools to work on my car?
Person 2- hell nah, the last time you came over here you just monkey fucked my whole garage around
Person 2- hell nah, the last time you came over here you just monkey fucked my whole garage around
Monkey fuck by 'Denver's Finest' October 8, 2022
Shit Dogg
Noun: Used to describe the friend that is always getting in to trouble. More specifically, the friend that is always or only calls you when in the middle of a huge shit storm and needs rescued.
Ring Ring
Ring Ring
Friend 1 - hello?
Friend 2- hey bro it's me.
Friend 1- hey what's up bro?
Friend 2- man you gotta help me bro. I was at this party bro and there was this super hottie and she had a man but I don't care I was trying to holler at her anyway but now her boyfriend and his friends are all looking for me to beat my ass.
Friend 1- damn man are you an idiot? Why is it every time you call me your in some shit dogg?
Ring Ring
Friend 1 - hello?
Friend 2- hey bro it's me.
Friend 1- hey what's up bro?
Friend 2- man you gotta help me bro. I was at this party bro and there was this super hottie and she had a man but I don't care I was trying to holler at her anyway but now her boyfriend and his friends are all looking for me to beat my ass.
Friend 1- damn man are you an idiot? Why is it every time you call me your in some shit dogg?
Shit Dogg by 'Denver's Finest' October 8, 2022
Sympathy
Sympathy by 'Denver's Finest' March 19, 2022