$portez's definitions

GWS

Trolling abbreviation for Get well Soon

"R.I.P David Plonker"

Charlie: Get well soon champ

Marcus: THE MAN IS DEAD NOT SICK

Charlie: Poor guy. I hope he gets well soon

Marcus: HE'S DEAD!

GWS Marcus.

by $portez March 5, 2012

GWS

Troll abbreviation for Get Well Soon

Commonly quoted amongst TSO members.

RIP David Plonker

Charlie: Get well soon champ.

Marcus: He's not sick he's dead.

Charlie: Poor guy. i hope he gets well soon.

Marcus: HE'S DEAD

GWS Marcus

by $portez March 5, 2012

Joyced

To allow yourself to fatten up

Wow, Chris really Joyced himself up this year

by $portez November 23, 2009

Lucy Black

Lucy Black is an amazing example of Internet fuck puppetry. She is the epitome of style, class and sex on legs. She carries herself with grace and poise, while tearing the heart from men in a single dox. To cross Lucy Black is to sign your own rage certificate.

"Guys, Lucy Black is on this RIP page, stay out of her Medusa stare!"

Internet- "FUCK! RUN FOR THE HILLS"

by $portez April 20, 2013

Derrick Smith

A complete piece of interwebz an hero who slays, maims and will milk ALL OF THE RAGES from your dull existence. He's a noodle slurping boss with the quickest wit on the nets. GWS anyone who falls in to his death grip.

Runs with the BWC, but we don't hold that against him. A true lulz marksman.

Derrick Smith -"All of the potato shops or shop of a potato nature"

by $portez April 20, 2013

Crackspiracy

The crack and or meth induced paranoia and circular reasoning with a dash of high tech government wizardry, that only the week old sleepless and turbocharged mind could conjure.

“Wow dude, that’s some crackspiracy with intergalactic shapeshifting rattlesnakes stole your gear and replaced it with alien nanotechnology designed purely to overthrow the junkie community so they don’t reveal flatearth isn’t globe earth so THAT’S why we’ve got to put our phones in the microwave now?? That’s some Potez shit right there.

by $portez June 6, 2019

Bec Cares

Bec Cares: Someone online that doesn't care. To Bec care is to not give any fucks. Ever.

Bec Cares is an online goddess of epic proportions.

Fierce, smoking hot and a brain that will make you fall in to her magnetar pit trap.

An amazing woman.

Lizzie "We had sex!"

Everyone else "Oh wow Bec Cares"

by $portez November 7, 2011