19 definitions by $hIti0T

Titty Twister

To twist somebodies nipple using your fingers with force.

Or applying any device than can pinch a human's nipples that spins.

That shit idiot put a power drill chuck on his nipple and got the worst Titty Twister that the emergency room has ever seen. The doc said it will probably wind up to be a mangled up Purple Nurple now.

by $hIti0T June 16, 2014

Poop Plunger

Derogatory statement for a homosexual.

"When Bill got drunk at Pete's, Bill's asshole alarmed him the next morning that Pete was a poop plunger. Pete fucked Bill in the ass when Bill was passed out. Poor Bill."

by $hIti0T June 14, 2014

Vaginal Violin

The act of having male on female sex.

(More so to the act of rubbing the penis along the vagina)

I played her vaginal violin last night with my wooden bow until she gushed like a raging river.

by $hIti0T June 26, 2014

Vaginal Eviction

When you are having sex with a woman and she holds back a sneeze, or coughs and pushes your penis out of her.

My girlfriend and I were doing it doggy style, and she sneezed and I got a sudden vaginal eviction.

by $hIti0T June 15, 2014

Pussy Doors

The labia of the female vaginal anatomy.

I was lickin' Toni's pussy doors until some black stuff dripped out of her vagina.
That even damn near turned me gay.

by $hIti0T July 8, 2014

Vaginal ATM

A woman who is VERY promiscuous or a part time hooker.

Every guy and girl has stuck stuff inside of, and made withdraws from Toni's vaginal ATM.

She also uses that pussy to make money too.

by $hIti0T July 5, 2014

Vagitarian

A man who only has sex with females.

Ever since I discovered squirters, I'm a bigger vagitarian than ever now.

by $hIti0T July 6, 2014