$hIti0T's definitions

A Manual

To not masturbate with out some kind of high-tech jack-off machine, pocket pussy, fleshlight or any other improvised masturbatory devices.
Basically being masturbated a human with their hand other than your own hand.

Nicole was on the rag so she gave me a manual to satisfy my sexual urges.

by $hIti0T June 20, 2014

Vaginal Violin

The act of having male on female sex.

(More so to the act of rubbing the penis along the vagina)

I played her vaginal violin last night with my wooden bow until she gushed like a raging river.

by $hIti0T June 26, 2014

Meat Eggs

The testicles of the male anatomy.

I don't know what I said, but Bethany kicked me right in the meat eggs. It hurt so much I thought she broke my penis also.

by $hIti0T July 3, 2014

Shit Idiot Haven

A gathering place for people with a low IQ and personality disorders and/or addictions.

Trailer Parks are a shit idiot haven for drunks, potheads and total tools.

by $hIti0T July 3, 2014

Part Time Hooker

Part Time Hooker

A woman who only does prostitution as a part time job.

A guy at the bar said he has sex this part time hooker the "squirts".

Found out the hooker he was talking about was my girl friend.

by $hIti0T July 4, 2014

Vaginal ATM

A woman who is VERY promiscuous or a part time hooker.

Every guy and girl has stuck stuff inside of, and made withdraws from Toni's vaginal ATM.

She also uses that pussy to make money too.

by $hIti0T July 5, 2014

Poke Throughs

When ones finger pokes through some cheap toilet paper and you accidentally wipe one of your holes with your finger.

That toilet paper a McDonalds is terrible! I had so many poke throughs that I had more shit on my finger than on the toilet paper itself.

by $hIti0T July 5, 2014