$hIti0T's definitions

Bloated Queef

It's just like a queef, but one with a gush of moisture, juices or enzymes afterwards. Sometimes it is streaming, sometimes it's just a fine mist.

After I stuck it to Kylie for a while, she sneezed and had this bloated queef push me back out of her!

Damn near gave me whiplash!

by $hIti0T June 14, 2014

Vaginal Violin

The act of having male on female sex.

(More so to the act of rubbing the penis along the vagina)

I played her vaginal violin last night with my wooden bow until she gushed like a raging river.

by $hIti0T June 26, 2014

Pussy Doors

The labia of the female vaginal anatomy.

I was lickin' Toni's pussy doors until some black stuff dripped out of her vagina.
That even damn near turned me gay.

by $hIti0T July 8, 2014

Meat Eggs

The testicles of the male anatomy.

I don't know what I said, but Bethany kicked me right in the meat eggs. It hurt so much I thought she broke my penis also.

by $hIti0T July 3, 2014

Poke Throughs

When ones finger pokes through some cheap toilet paper and you accidentally wipe one of your holes with your finger.

That toilet paper a McDonalds is terrible! I had so many poke throughs that I had more shit on my finger than on the toilet paper itself.

by $hIti0T July 5, 2014

Poop Plunger

Derogatory statement for a homosexual.

"When Bill got drunk at Pete's, Bill's asshole alarmed him the next morning that Pete was a poop plunger. Pete fucked Bill in the ass when Bill was passed out. Poor Bill."

by $hIti0T June 14, 2014

Shit Idiot Haven

A gathering place for people with a low IQ and personality disorders and/or addictions.

Trailer Parks are a shit idiot haven for drunks, potheads and total tools.

by $hIti0T July 3, 2014