Definitions by $hIti0T

Part Time Hooker

Part Time Hooker

A woman who only does prostitution as a part time job.

A guy at the bar said he has sex this part time hooker the "squirts".

Found out the hooker he was talking about was my girl friend.

Part Time Hooker by $hIti0T July 4, 2014

Meat Eggs 

The testicles of the male anatomy.

I don't know what I said, but Bethany kicked me right in the meat eggs. It hurt so much I thought she broke my penis also.

Meat Eggs by $hIti0T July 3, 2014

Shit Idiot Haven 

A gathering place for people with a low IQ and personality disorders and/or addictions.

Trailer Parks are a shit idiot haven for drunks, potheads and total tools.

Shit Idiot Haven by $hIti0T July 3, 2014

Vaginal Violin 

The act of having male on female sex.

(More so to the act of rubbing the penis along the vagina)

I played her vaginal violin last night with my wooden bow until she gushed like a raging river.

Vaginal Violin by $hIti0T June 26, 2014

A Manual 

To not masturbate with out some kind of high-tech jack-off machine, pocket pussy, fleshlight or any other improvised masturbatory devices.
Basically being masturbated a human with their hand other than your own hand.

Nicole was on the rag so she gave me a manual to satisfy my sexual urges.

A Manual by $hIti0T June 20, 2014

Pruple Nurple 

Twisting someone's nipple (nurple) until it bruises.

Jennifer walked up to me, stopped and put a clothes peg on my nipple and twisted it and then ran off.
The next day I got a "Pruple Nurple" from that.

Pruple Nurple by $hIti0T June 16, 2014

Titty Twister 

To twist somebodies nipple using your fingers with force.

Or applying any device than can pinch a human's nipples that spins.

That shit idiot put a power drill chuck on his nipple and got the worst Titty Twister that the emergency room has ever seen. The doc said it will probably wind up to be a mangled up Purple Nurple now.

Titty Twister by $hIti0T June 16, 2014