Poke Throughs

When ones finger pokes through some cheap toilet paper and you accidentally wipe one of your holes with your finger.
That toilet paper a McDonalds is terrible! I had so many poke throughs that I had more shit on my finger than on the toilet paper itself.
by $hIti0T July 05, 2014
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Vaginal Eviction

When you are having sex with a woman and she holds back a sneeze, or coughs and pushes your penis out of her.
My girlfriend and I were doing it doggy style, and she sneezed and I got a sudden vaginal eviction.
by $hIti0T June 15, 2014
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Pussy Doors

The labia of the female vaginal anatomy.
I was lickin' Toni's pussy doors until some black stuff dripped out of her vagina.
That even damn near turned me gay.
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Vaginal ATM

Every guy and girl has stuck stuff inside of, and made withdraws from Toni's vaginal ATM.

She also uses that pussy to make money too.
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diarang

Meaning the erect state of the human male penis.
I woke up with a throbbing diarang this morning.

Not even fapping would make the fucker go away.
by $hIti0T June 14, 2014
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Vagitarian

A man who only has sex with females.
Ever since I discovered squirters, I'm a bigger vagitarian than ever now.
by $hIti0T July 06, 2014
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A Manual

To not masturbate with out some kind of high-tech jack-off machine, pocket pussy, fleshlight or any other improvised masturbatory devices.
Basically being masturbated a human with their hand other than your own hand.
Nicole was on the rag so she gave me a manual to satisfy my sexual urges.
by $hIti0T June 20, 2014
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