TSA

Useless government agency that does nothing but waste precious time and money.

The TSA’s budget should go elsewhere

by #s r = 2 letters March 17, 2019

Egg sit

Sit in the fetal position contemplating life

Gays need to take an egg sit

by #s r = 2 letters April 17, 2019

rule of kewl

If something is kewl, it shall be overused

Dan: that new song is so good
Me: rule of kewl

Dan: Wtf?
Me: it’s gonna get overplayed

by #s r = 2 letters July 17, 2019

Dick Dimension Portal

Any crack, hole, or chip through a drywall surface with a diameter more that 1.5 inches(37 mm)

You gotta close that dick dimension portal in your wall.

by #s r = 2 letters April 20, 2019

Big Skidolie

The god of joints and blunts. The god of rolled Mary Jane. If one is smoking the sacred grass rolled in a tobacco leaf or in paper, one must pray to big skidolie.

“Bop bop... big skidolie... please protect us from the bad spirits big skidolie.”

by #s r = 2 letters January 22, 2021

Elephant Herders

A synonym of Trump's Cabinet.

"Damn... them Elephant Herders ain't doin a good job"

by #s r = 2 letters January 20, 2018

Philadelphia

The best group of fucking asshole degenerates you’ll ever see, if you’re a resident. Outsiders will be either killed, beaten, or held in the world famous Eagles Court. Fucking cheesesteaks are kind of the shit, Wawas are on every goddamn corner, lunch consists of the food of the gods, aka a mothafucking hoagie. Tasty cakes are fucking great.

Don’t even get me talking about the best team ever. The fucking eagles. I will personally suck every players dick and im a straight guy.

Anytime anything fucking happens Ohilly turns into an all out riot, and before every eagles game the city has to grease the poles so we don’t climb them. We still do cause we’re passionate retards and shit. Outsiders not welcome. Outsiders with weed will be mugged for the weed. Beer is the fuel and hoagies are also fuel and cheesesteaks are also fuel and tasty cakes taste good as fuck. Get some fucking water ice too. Water is pronounced “wooder” . Fuck off patriots

“Bro I’m boutta head to mothafucking Philadelphia to climb the fuckin poles”
“Bro lemme come ima get some hoagies and shit”

by #s r = 2 letters December 31, 2018