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Third nigga syndrome 

Third nigga syndrome is a side effect of several varieties of ganja, but is almost guaranteed if one smokes a large amount of a purple strain.

Third nigga syndrome is a mental thought loop where one gets too stoned and believes there is another nigga with them, and for some reason, it only really happens when you’re high as eagle with one of your niggas. You may see the third nigga out of the corner of your eye, or just sense the third nigga’s presence nearby. In groups larger than two or whilst smoking solo the extra imaginary nigga is rarely sensed.
“Yoooooo where’s the other buhl with us?”

‘Oh shit...where did that nigga go?’
“Yo there’s definitely a third nigga with us”
‘I know, right?’

“Yo we got third nigga syndrome.”
‘Oh big facts.’

Big Skidolie

The god of joints and blunts. The god of rolled Mary Jane. If one is smoking the sacred grass rolled in a tobacco leaf or in paper, one must pray to big skidolie.
Bop bop... big skidolie... please protect us from the bad spirits big skidolie.”
Big Skidolie by #s r = 2 letters January 22, 2021

International scale of high

The international scale of high, or the Highness Scale is a scale I have devised by myself because I am high out of my mind. The scale is measured in Highs, with 0 being sober and no real limit. Highs are determined by grams of weed smoked in the session divided by grams smoked a month.
John: Dude I’m high

Me: How high
John: Lets calculate it using the international scale of high
Me: that’s fucking dope
John: I’m chilling at too fucking high
Slang for someone in the FPS Destiny 2 that uses One Eyed Mask and Dust Rock Blues.
Soo uhhhh, how you feeling about that hoohoo?
Hoohoo by #s r = 2 letters September 29, 2019

rule of kewl 

If something is kewl, it shall be overused
Dan: that new song is so good
Me: rule of kewl

Dan: Wtf?
Me: it’s gonna get overplayed

Dick Dimension Portal 

Any crack, hole, or chip through a drywall surface with a diameter more that 1.5 inches(37 mm)
You gotta close that dick dimension portal in your wall.

steakatarian 

The opposite of a vegetarian, one who eats only steak.
John is a god damn steakatarian