43 definitions by Noah
A public e-mail sent out to the entire company detailing in explicit fashion an embarassing or lack of skill that is directed at one specific individual. Also can involve the lack of attention to detail, such as the taking the last Diet Coke from the fridge and not replacing the cold one with warm ones from the cabinet.
by Noah June 15, 2006
by Noah November 13, 2004
The act of smearing poo on someone to give them sideburns. Usually done in their sleep. Much like a "Dirty sanchez" or "Hitler".
by Noah April 7, 2004
A condition of being or becoming flaccid during a crucial sexual juncture. Otherwise known as not being able to get it up.
Brian was hoping to get it on with Alexandra that evening, but in bed later that night he instead had to deal with a disappointing case of shock cock.
by Noah March 25, 2004
A common condition where someone makes repeated grammatical errors, often followed by hysterical laughing and joking. The only cure for brain-weasels is to suffocate them by smothering the victim with a pillow.
Crap, you're infested with the BRAIN-WEASELS! Quick, smother him/her with a pillow.
*followed by a small footchase and a pillow smothering*
*followed by a small footchase and a pillow smothering*
by Noah February 2, 2005