Definitely cool, might look like a Cute, innocent, fluffy person but you'll never know their darkside and their deepest secret. The most definition of Wolf in a sheep clothing. Another funfact: Might have thinking of doing something real bad.
I was looking at photos from last night's party and I don't remember getting an eye patch, punching my friend in the face, or taking a shit on the floor, but I know it was a damn good shit thanks to the 10 sake me in the buttholes I drank.
A girl named Ariza would make you feel fulfilled. She is very sarcastic,sweet,smart and very VERY cute. She is always in her own world and if you dont support her with her believes,she will be heartbroken. She cant forgive and she wont forget. She is ready to throw hands if someone offends their loved ones. They need trust and support. She will make playlists for you and she loves it when you let her play with your hair. She loves a boy who can tease and flatter her. She always wants to help people and when she does,let her. It makes her feel useful. One advice, DONT LET HER GO. YOU WILL REGRET IT. Let her lead her own life but dont be afraid to be a little over protective. Its a serious turn on for them. If she dry texts you please go over and give her food and cuddles. Theres a high chance she has crackhead vibes and there a high chance you will love it. Your family likes her, your friends like her and well,your gramma calls her on thanksgiving. Dont force her to do anything,it will make her feel that shes being controlled. Instead,show her off. Take her to homies and say," THIS IS MY GIRL AND IF YOU TOUCH HER , I WILL KILL YOU BEFORE U CAN SAY APPLES." yes believe me it will work. And if you break up with her she will completely change. She will have trust issues and will cry whenever she sees you. Well,if she dumps you,,you had ur chance.
a pornstar with a big ass booty and
A man who thinks he’s above everyone else due to his country’s rich history(which he had nothing to do with)
9/10 a waste of sperm but sometimes it will produce someone good such as Freddie Mercury, Shakespeare and Gordon Ramsey.
Unfortunately successful civilians rarely popup in a country that is only liked by its own dwellers.
Englishmen are currently confused with Welsh and Scottish men however, you can tell the difference between them with 3 easy facts.
1.Unlike the Welsh and Scottish, Englishman usually smell like fish, cigarettes or diarrhoea, typically having all the scents at different parts of the body.
2. If you ask an Englishman a question, when they answer and open their mouths, look at their teeth. If there seems to be mold growing on their molars, asparagus in between their front teeth and they’re all point in different directions, you have 100% got an English man. Welsh and Scottish generally have much cheaper dental care than the English.
3. If they’re bald, skinny, pale as the rake and don’t have any colour in their eyes, you have found a type of Englishman who makes up around 30-40% of the male population. Examples of this are: Bald Martin, Jack Wiltshire and Phil Foden in about 20 years.
I hope this gives you a brief understanding about the typically aggressive locals of England. Please don’t get them mixed up with their chad counterparts(Wales and Scotland)
9/10 a waste of sperm but sometimes it will produce someone good such as Freddie Mercury, Shakespeare and Gordon Ramsey.
Unfortunately successful civilians rarely popup in a country that is only liked by its own dwellers.
Englishmen are currently confused with Welsh and Scottish men however, you can tell the difference between them with 3 easy facts.
1.Unlike the Welsh and Scottish, Englishman usually smell like fish, cigarettes or diarrhoea, typically having all the scents at different parts of the body.
2. If you ask an Englishman a question, when they answer and open their mouths, look at their teeth. If there seems to be mold growing on their molars, asparagus in between their front teeth and they’re all point in different directions, you have 100% got an English man. Welsh and Scottish generally have much cheaper dental care than the English.
3. If they’re bald, skinny, pale as the rake and don’t have any colour in their eyes, you have found a type of Englishman who makes up around 30-40% of the male population. Examples of this are: Bald Martin, Jack Wiltshire and Phil Foden in about 20 years.
I hope this gives you a brief understanding about the typically aggressive locals of England. Please don’t get them mixed up with their chad counterparts(Wales and Scotland)
Errrrr- he’s got bunny teeth that point in all directions, his breathe smells of cigarettes and poo, him sweat patches smell of sardines. HE MUST BE AN ENGLISHMAN