When someone has the combination of a huge ego, small dick and a face that's only a mother could love. Often, the person who can be called "Matsiv" is too big of a dolt to understand that it's an insult.
Get the Matsivmug. A slim thick sexy mama. Definitely bulks up in the winter to gain some warmth but during the summer that body be bussin.
Damn she’s definitely a Millard.
Get the Millardmug. One bad ass mother fucker. Perfectly thick and juicy, who has the best mullet of them all , and has a hard throbbing COCK and any given time ready to impregnate any woman within a 40 mile radios. Only 40 miles because that how much gas is left in his badass yukon xl
Get the Rocky zanemug. 
