Let me get you a straw

"You're a wuss. Learn to deal."

An elaborated version of the sentiment is found in the phrasing: "Let me get you a straw so you can SUCK IT UP."

The proffering of a straw to aid "sucking up" abilities is generally considered more comical (read: obnoxious) than simply telling a whiner to deal.

Can be used in any situation.
*a minor chainsaw incident occurs*

Bob: Um, could you call 911 for me?
Frank: Do it yourself.
Bob: ...I don't have "hands" anymore.
Frank: How about this? I'll get you a straw so you can SUCK IT UP.
by Lady Chevalier July 17, 2005
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seeing bottoms

Having your last drink of the night.
Usually said three quarters of the way down a pint of beer, i.e., when you actually start to see the bottom of the glass.
From the expression “bottoms up.”
Bartender: Another beer, Jack?
Jack: No. I'm seeing bottoms.
by Mcgggggg July 08, 2005
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end of rhyme

What you say after tearing someone up in a "freestyle rap battle" to signify that you have finished verbally bashing them.
FREESTYLER#1:...Man you suck you only quack like a duck.
FREESTYLER#2: ...Playa ya ryhmes have no grace ya betta look out fo'I mace yo face. "END OF RHYME!"
Audience: "OOOOOOO!!!!" You got served!
by Brandon Sentell July 19, 2005
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carspective

The valuable insight that comes during the long drive home.
"Dude, I totally figured out our budget problem."

"Oh yeah?"

"Yeah -- I got some carspective driving home last night."
by rizz to the slizz July 19, 2005
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s on my chest

Referring to the S on Superman's chest. When someone walks around like they got a s on their chest, they walk around like nothing can harm them or like they're invincible or something.
"People say I walk around like I got a S on my chest"- 50 Cent
by Catherine October 09, 2003
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whatthefuck@us.army.mil

A phrase used by soldiers to express displeasure with Army regulations, chain of command, piss poor planning, etc.
Soldier A: Hey, did you hear that the 1SG plans to have an unnecessary convoy on what is expected to be one of Iraq's most violent days since the start of the war?

Soldier B: Whatthefuck@us.army.mil
by just another pawn March 15, 2005
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Deaded

blown off; rejected; deliberatly singled out; abandoned for reasons unknown.
I like the way my best people straight deaded me.
by Armando February 17, 2007
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