When someone calls your office phone and you transfer them to a random number from a department you choose because you either can't find the correct number or you don't feel like looking it up.

abbr. (pre-copulation) A mutually binding agreement (usually verbal) by and between consenting adults prior to engaging in casual sex. The agreement stipulates that all involved parties are exonerated from emotional attachment, post coital contact, and any promise of future sex. Any and all disputes arising from said contract should be submitted and negotiated through binding arbitration. This agreement must involve a minimum of two individuals, with the maximum number to be determined in practical application.

Having the balls to trust someone in a difficult situation, when the failure of that trust would result in injury or financial loss.

your asshole ex-husband, ex-boyfriend or just plain ex. a phrase used to refer to that person you used to date that you can't stand.

When you're in the kitchen going around in circles because you can't remember what you were doing there.

Not Safe For Life. Goes a step beyond NSFW, because it doesn't matter where you view the material; you will be scarred.

the rush of people who swarm the gym, and other excersise places, in the weeks after new years. usually subsides quickly