Michelle Obama. The First Lady of the 44th President of the United States of America, Barack Obama.

is the act of taking a day off school, work or other meetings to watch Obama related events or to see Obama related rallies, specificly the Inauguration.

I understand. Your help in this matter has been greatly appreciated. However, with much regret and much haste, I must be departing from our conversation.

The condition of having unusually intense aches and pains in the feet due to exposure to shopping malls. Most commonly presented in males, presumably due to two factors. First, there is an inherent inability to withstand the excess gravity resulting from the densely packed merchandise. Second, females often burden males with the charge of carrying gratuitous quantities of purchases far greater than the typical wallet loading.

There is no cure, though treatments may include reclining chairs and bottled beverages.

the pleasurable feeling from having coined a new word. Combination of neologism and orgasm.

A view of the female breast seen from a side; generally under loosely-fitting clothes. Very titillating (pun intended) and sexual without showing any overt nudity.

The day I came out of a vagina