The day after Thanksgiving, when stores decide to open at the asscrack of dawn to start Christmas sales. Most people fall for this ploy and wake up at 4am to fight other mothers for cheap presents.

A bad hunter. Someone who survives by consuming not food, but the stuff that food eats.

A merged holiday including Halloween, Thanksgiving, and Christmas, coined under Bill Maher's "New Rules."

The act of mass texting a generic message to members of the opposite sex in hopes that a guaranteed hookup for the night will be established. It often involves a very nonspecific message such as "What are you up to tonight?" or "Want to meet up later?" The key feature is the lack of personalization so that the same message can be sent to as many people as possible. This can also be applied to other contact means such as myspace, facebook or email.

Only eating Vegatables because you can't afford to buy meat.

The boss of your boss.

A person who embellishes their sexcapades to sound cooler.