when someone asserts their dominance over you in a handshake by grabbing your fingers before you have a chance to get a proper grip
Jonah: So man, how did that job interview go?
Heath: Well I felt pretty good going into it, but then I got handshake raped by the interviewer and it all went downhill from there.
Heath: Well I felt pretty good going into it, but then I got handshake raped by the interviewer and it all went downhill from there.
by Ginger Balls 69 December 19, 2011
by My Milkshake July 08, 2009
Paraphrased from the show: "Dude...you are fully torqued right now!" "Well yeah! I was about to have sex with that chick!"
by TallyMcSky April 09, 2011
a 20-30 something with really bad taste in food that thinks they can discern the nuances in fine wine and cheese ETC and writes a useless review on Yelp.
by coocoomike March 02, 2009
Arnold Schwarzenegger has a big one, Michael J. Fox has a small one, Cher and Madonna don't have one, and the Pope has one but doesn't use it.
by Mike the Ekim May 08, 2005
by Supernothing May 29, 2010
Coined by comedian Christopher Titus, first date arm occurs when a man is taking a girl on a first date. While his arm is on the armrest he will flex it as hard as he can. That way, just in case she brushes up against him, she will think "Oh my god, he's spun steel". The resulting tired arm is called, first date arm.
"Yo bro how'd that date go?"
"It was good man, but I got first date arm really bad."
"Sorry to hear it bro."
"It was good man, but I got first date arm really bad."
"Sorry to hear it bro."
by phobes21 August 29, 2011