handshake rape

when someone asserts their dominance over you in a handshake by grabbing your fingers before you have a chance to get a proper grip
Jonah: So man, how did that job interview go?

Heath: Well I felt pretty good going into it, but then I got handshake raped by the interviewer and it all went downhill from there.
by Ginger Balls 69 December 19, 2011
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girl wood

Female arousal. The girl equivalent to morningwood guys experience upon waking.
OMG. After sexting with this super hot guy last night, I totally woke up with girl wood.
by My Milkshake July 08, 2009
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torqued

From the show Workaholics, it is the equivelent of having an erection.
Paraphrased from the show: "Dude...you are fully torqued right now!" "Well yeah! I was about to have sex with that chick!"
by TallyMcSky April 09, 2011
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yelpie

a 20-30 something with really bad taste in food that thinks they can discern the nuances in fine wine and cheese ETC and writes a useless review on Yelp.
This restaurant is horrible and catered for yelpies.
by coocoomike March 02, 2009
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last name

Arnold Schwarzenegger has a big one, Michael J. Fox has a small one, Cher and Madonna don't have one, and the Pope has one but doesn't use it.
Everyone always spells my last name wrong.
by Mike the Ekim May 08, 2005
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Zombie Apocalpyse

The REAL reason the wolrd is ending in 2012.
Man 1: "Dude, what's with all the Nerf guns?"
Man 2: "I'm stocking up for the zombie apocalpyse."
by Supernothing May 29, 2010
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First Date Arm

Coined by comedian Christopher Titus, first date arm occurs when a man is taking a girl on a first date. While his arm is on the armrest he will flex it as hard as he can. That way, just in case she brushes up against him, she will think "Oh my god, he's spun steel". The resulting tired arm is called, first date arm.
"Yo bro how'd that date go?"

"It was good man, but I got first date arm really bad."

"Sorry to hear it bro."
by phobes21 August 29, 2011
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