One who does not possess the enzymes necessary to digest gluten, a main ingredient in wheat products. One who is "glutarded" must only eat gluten-free foods, such as water, tofu, and air.
"Hey, do you want some pasta for dinner?"
"No, sorry, I'm a glutard."
"...what does that mean?"
"It means... I'm glutarded."
"Oh. Okay."
"No, sorry, I'm a glutard."
"...what does that mean?"
"It means... I'm glutarded."
"Oh. Okay."
by beardy51188 September 17, 2008

When television shows you unpleasant images without any warning.
Images that should not be shown at the lunch hour when people are eating.
Things that you cannot 'unsee'.
Images that should not be shown at the lunch hour when people are eating.
Things that you cannot 'unsee'.
by amnesiavictim September 29, 2012

An otherwise normal photo that has been ruined or spoiled by someone who was not supposed to be in the photograph.
by Teresa from OK November 16, 2009

The one or two people who insist on going up a stairway or down a stairway (usually after a train arrives at a subway stop) while all the people leaving the train are going in the opposite direction.
"Of course there were subway salmon when I was late for work and I was trying to get out of the subway in a hurry ... Dude, couldn't they tell the train already left?"
by Pauldonyc September 25, 2012

by wiseheathen April 24, 2011

Translates to "what's going on?" from wagwaan or wagwan. Means "what's up?" "what's happening in your life?" or even just "hi, how are you?". Used as an internet slang greeting.
by Sarah Potter May 15, 2007

Refers to an un-educated individual. Usually used by stuck up, middle class, university student types to describe any other normal person.
by nano118 June 11, 2008
