When asked about a jizz stain left on a sofa, t-shirt, towel, etc. one will often use the toothpaste defense
To avoid embarrassment, Danny used the toothpaste defense when his mother inquired about the sticky white stains all over his laundry.
Mom: Danny, I've been going through your laundry, and I've discovered a multitude of sticky white stains on almost all your clothes
Danny: It's just toothpaste, ma.
Wise teen: I used the toothpaste defense once, but after that I started doing my own laundry
Mom: Danny, I've been going through your laundry, and I've discovered a multitude of sticky white stains on almost all your clothes
Danny: It's just toothpaste, ma.
Wise teen: I used the toothpaste defense once, but after that I started doing my own laundry
by hombretropical July 30, 2012
"I'be been suffering from a bout of prosopobibliophobia - I haven't updated my profile pic, in months"
by J. Marquardt July 26, 2012
The stricking feeling one gets of childhood nostalgia. Remembering something from childhood with longing.
I opened the book ten years later kinderstruck by the memories of road trips with my parents.
She stood kinderstruck by the sight of her old elementary school, much less extravagent than she remembered.
She stood kinderstruck by the sight of her old elementary school, much less extravagent than she remembered.
by Youngwriter VD July 19, 2012
A financially successful geek.
He was thought to be the loser of his graduation class, but now this nerd-do-well could easily buy the figgin' school.
by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ August 13, 2009
The act of changing which country you root for in the Olympics. Usually done when your home country's team is terrible.
Guy 1: Wow USA is terrible at curling! I'm rooting for Switerland.
Guy 2: What? You can't do that.
Guy 1: Yes I can, its an Olympic Adoption.
Guy 2: What? You can't do that.
Guy 1: Yes I can, its an Olympic Adoption.
by Sauerz54 February 23, 2010
A person who loves Chik-Fil-A, but not God, and is therefore pissed that Chik-Fil-A is closed on Sundays.
Even though I'm an avowed Chik-Fil-Atheist, I tried to go to Chik-Fil-A on Sunday again. Goddamn it!
by Book August 10, 2009
by RiskVsReward July 20, 2012