glutard

One who does not possess the enzymes necessary to digest gluten, a main ingredient in wheat products. One who is "glutarded" must only eat gluten-free foods, such as water, tofu, and air.
"Hey, do you want some pasta for dinner?"
"No, sorry, I'm a glutard."
"...what does that mean?"
"It means... I'm glutarded."
"Oh. Okay."
by beardy51188 September 17, 2008
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Ambush TV

When television shows you unpleasant images without any warning.

Images that should not be shown at the lunch hour when people are eating.
Things that you cannot 'unsee'.
Images of starving animals, random violence or people vomiting are unacceptable forms of Ambush TV.
by amnesiavictim September 29, 2012
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Photobomb

An otherwise normal photo that has been ruined or spoiled by someone who was not supposed to be in the photograph.
The most common photobomb is someone in the background making a face.
by Teresa from OK November 16, 2009
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Subway salmon

The one or two people who insist on going up a stairway or down a stairway (usually after a train arrives at a subway stop) while all the people leaving the train are going in the opposite direction.
"Of course there were subway salmon when I was late for work and I was trying to get out of the subway in a hurry ... Dude, couldn't they tell the train already left?"
by Pauldonyc September 25, 2012
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WFIO

A business acronym standing for "We're fucked it's over"
Dear shareholders,

WFIO.

Yours Truly,
John Smith
Acme Inc.
by wiseheathen April 24, 2011
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wag1

Translates to "what's going on?" from wagwaan or wagwan. Means "what's up?" "what's happening in your life?" or even just "hi, how are you?". Used as an internet slang greeting.
guy1: wag1
guy2: safe
by Sarah Potter May 15, 2007
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Pleb

Refers to an un-educated individual. Usually used by stuck up, middle class, university student types to describe any other normal person.
Oh i say im too good for them, their lowlife plebs.
by nano118 June 11, 2008
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