schrödinger's emoticon

An emoticon that shows both happy and sad faces. i.e. ):(
The Internet is a horrible and wonderful place ):( <--Schrödinger's emoticon
by Gx3 September 23, 2014
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contact sad

When you are made sad by other people's negative comments or attitudes, usually through Facebook posts.
"I don't like watching anime. Because I think the people watching it are sad. And that makes me sad." "Dude that's a contact sad."
by Marinelarena Christian September 13, 2014
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no fish all batter

New Zealand phrase describing a person who is a renowned shit talker, or one who promises something only to let you down. Derived from buying a piece of deep fried fish only to find that the majority of it is greasy, oil-laden batter, and not fresh, white fish.
John thinks he can do a standing back flip. No way mate, he is no fish all batter!

Rhys keeps telling all his friends that Arsenal have a chance at winning the premier league, what do you think? HAHA what a no fish all batter muppet!!
by SmileyChatts September 16, 2014
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Christmoween

A dark time when Americans over-indulge and gain weight. Begins when the first Halloween candy is placed on store shelves, and doesn't end until the last of the Christmas candy goes on 75% markdown.

(also spelled Chrismoween)
I can't believe it -- summer's not even over yet and the Halloween candy is already out. Christmoween comes earlier each year.
by ch6541 September 16, 2014
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that's how we roll

that is how we act or are expected to act
yeyuh, that's how we roll me homie
by Michael Sutton March 20, 2004
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breadcrumbing

The act of sending out flirtatious, but non-committal text messages (ie "breadcrumbs") to members of the opposite sex in order to lure a sexual partner without expending much effort.
Kelly started breadcrumbing early in the evening in the hopes that one of guys she'd been working might show up for a late-night booty call.
by August Dawn October 26, 2010
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