When you are at the breaking point of pissing or shitting your pants. You can't run because that would shake it all out.

Abstaining from masturbation.

A request that somebody be quiet, stop talking, etc.

To say things intended to hurt another.

Pure fucking magic.

A social media phenomenon where a commenter attempts to demonstrate knowledge obtained by searching on Google. This person has no legitimate degree from an accredited institution in said subject/topic, but will use unverified & inaccurate sources from websites searched on the search engine to prove their point on the topic being discussed.

A euphemism for masturbating, especially at work.