When you go to a foreign country, order a presidential suite, and get videotaped watching two prostitutes pee on each other.

T.rump is a tyrant lizard with small hands and an even smaller brain

The worst of the four classifications of lies: lies, damned lies, statistics, alternative facts. Alternative facts are distinguished from the other damnable lies by the addition of gaslighting the listener.

A large, fresh dump.

"The Stupidest explanation is always the right one"

A male physical attribute with implications of having a small cock.

The response for when someone is telling huge porkies.