Time spent alone in bed, performing unproductive activities like watching television, playing on a cell phone or masturbating.
"President Trump’s official day typically doesn’t begin until 11 A.M. and ends relatively early, around 6 P.M., to accommodate 'Executive Time.' ”
by Plinthic January 14, 2018
Get the executive timemug. A feature added when you realize that you accidentally charged your latest purchase to the wrong card.
Scott bought his fleshlight with his Mom's credit card by mistake, so as a result he quickly clicked the Cancel Items button.
by NinjaTodd January 15, 2018
Get the Cancel Itemsmug. My chankles won't fit in ski boots!
I am so ashamed of my chankles.
I sprained my chankle in the hot tub!
I have to order special socks to fit over my chankles.
I am so ashamed of my chankles.
I sprained my chankle in the hot tub!
I have to order special socks to fit over my chankles.
by Chankle Queen December 1, 2011
Get the Chanklemug. by TheTinyBard January 13, 2018
Get the trump anthemmug. "Why are we having all these people from shit-hole countries come here?" Trump said, according to a Washington Post report citing two sources briefed on the meeting.
by He who cares about all humans. January 12, 2018
Get the shit-holemug. by yourmommamom January 12, 2018
Get the Shitholemug. A "dive" in which you hold your knees to your chest and hit the water with your fat ass with as much force as possible with the purpose of creating a gigantic splash, thus soaking everyone in the near vicinity.
by Nick D November 23, 2004
Get the cannonballmug.