cobra yawn

The involuntary spraying of saliva while yawning. Much like the venom spray from a cobra. In most cases the yawner doesn't realized it has happened only finding the aftermath once the yawn is over.
I just cobra yawned all over my keyboard five minutes prior to writing this definition.
by spektralx May 12, 2009
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apply for a mutual

follow someone on twitter in hopes of them following you back, thus becoming mutuals.
when i first saw your account, i thought you were cool, so i thought i'd apply for a mutual.
by i<3men November 15, 2017
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The Floor is Lava

1. A multiplayer game in which one person yells, "The floor is lava!" and all other players must comply and find higher ground to get to. Anywhere but the floor is safe and if players stay on the floor, then they are painfully burned to death. The floor becomes safe only when the player that called "lava" recalls that the floor has solidified and is safe to walk upon.

2. An utterance that causes absolute havoc when shouted. The equivalent of yelling "Fire" in a crowded theater, but perfectly legal and much more fun.
"When my friend yelled the floor is lava, I jumped on top of him to save myself and he burned to death."
by Bill Cosby's son, Bill Cosby November 23, 2007
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Going Screensaver

When you notice a coworker spacing out, or dozing off in a meeting.
Check it out, look at Joe. He’s going screensaver.”
by weisneja June 08, 2012
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Schrödinger's Text

The philosophical thought exercise used by men and women, waiting for a text that states "If you turn your phone off the text is both received and not received untill you turn it back on and see". This thought exercise is exceptionally useful when you are waiting and obsessing over a text.
Person 1 "hey aren't you waiting on a text? Why is your phone off"

Person 2 "schrödinger's text. If I have my phone off I don't know if that hot girl in chem class replied to my dinner invite and as a result I can't worry about not getting a reply."

Person 1 " wow just grow a pair"
by ShepherdSaint November 06, 2017
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Old slippers

The genitals of a past significant other that after consideration and comparison are the ones you love the most
"My girpelfriend said she missed my old slippers"
by Duck footed clydesdale June 11, 2016
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ESKETIT

Lil Pump's favorite word. It has many meanings like getting money, get lit, turn up, or "let's get it"
"Ayee this music lit"

Lil Pump: "ESKETIT"
by Hottie69420 July 07, 2017
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