Urban Dictionary

The texting way of being sarcastic. Google "Spongebob Sarcasm Meme" for an example.

Verb: Downgraded; demoted; dumped; No longer of significance.

An uptight person, usually but not always female, usually but not always of conservative mores, who reacts with shock, feigned or otherwise, at other people's violations of decorum, propriety, morality, and so forth.

"Good yard" is an autocorrect version of a drunken/high "good night"

Night = Yard.

Don't ask me, ask Apple.

A phrase used to describe something that is great in the same manner as the use of the words cool, deadly, savage and super.

when you stare at someone fondly and people who doesnt know your relationship can tell that you are attracted to her/him

When someone "pretends" to reach for the check at a meal with friends but always get to it a little to late.

Or when the bill sits in the middle of the table and nobody reaches for it.