Urban Dictionary, January 16: porky pies

porky pies

"Don't be telling me porky pies!" which, translated, means "Don't tell me lies!!"

by Debs September 27, 2005

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To fool or deceive someone in a particularly sly or clever manner, possibly leaving the victim with the feeling of being cheated or taken advantage of. Examples: Hidden ball trick in baseball, Fumblerooskie in football. Using loaded dice. A Ponzi scheme.

They tried to get me with the old okie doke but I wasn’t having it.

by Sir Buckets 2.0 July 22, 2020

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Covid Dutch Oven

Burping with your COVID-19 mask on and smelling your own breath. Requiring you to marinate in your burp juice.

Jim: *burps*
Chad: Yo did you taste that burp? must be a gnarly Covid Dutch oven under there.
Jim: You're damn right.

by mrchubhabub September 19, 2020

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spite store

When a place of business angers you, so you open a competing store out of spite.

Mocha Joe's cafe served me cold coffee, so I'm opening a spite store right next door called Latte Larry's.

by jn1234 March 2, 2020

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hellaciously

When it's not just crazy its HELLA crazy.

"dude work tonight was hellaciously insane!!"

by EmergencyRoomKidd November 21, 2018

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Dracula Sneeze

Dracula sneeze
"Covering one's mouth with the crook of one's elbow when sneezing, seen as similar to popular portrayals of the vampire Dracula, in which he hides the lower half of his face with a cape."

Landon shouted, "VAMPIRE!!!" "No, Dad," Eliot said, "that's just my Dracula Sneeze." "To keep from spreading the flu... Duh."

During a press conference on the H1N1 virus, Kathleen Sebelius reprimanded a member of the White House press corps after he sneezed into his hands.

by L3 January 13, 2010

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