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Jetway Jesus

When people fake the use of a wheelchair to get early boarding on a flight, but when the flight lands and they are miraculously able to walk off the plane on their own two feet, they've been "healed" by Jetway Jesus.
My flight yesterday had 10 people who needed wheelchairs to board and only two who needed wheelchairs to get off. Jetway Jesus must've been really busy on that flight!
Jetway Jesus by ahirebet July 23, 2024
Word of the Day on August 15, 2024
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guy height 

How tall a guy claims to be-- usually 1 or 2 inches taller than his actual height.
"So, Mike says he's 5'9", but I know I'm 5'8", and Mike's shorter than me."
"Mike's actually 5'7", he just told you how tall he was in guy height."
guy height by Mlbl September 5, 2015
Word of the Day on August 14, 2024

Thot Experiment 

Trying on a sexy/slutty outfit in the comfort of one’s home
I went through my whole wardrobe thot experimenting
Thot Experiment by Faintsaint October 2, 2023
Word of the Day on August 13, 2024

Ol' beep boop 

Too respond to emotional advances with distance (e.g. as a robot might). To respond coldly to another's codependence.
He caught the feels a little too fast, so I had to give him the ol' beep boop
Ol' beep boop by Sassy_Dawood January 9, 2018
Word of the Day on August 12, 2024

Heat Check 

A heat check is when you do something to check to see how hot you are. In basketball, this is done by taking a crazy shot to see if you are so hot, you can even make ridiculous shots. It is the most direct, non-subtle attempt to score with no strategy at all. In pursuing women, a heat check is a simple, direct statement made to a woman to see if she will be interested. A man is “just checking” to see if it works without needing more clever methods. The best heat checks involve minimal risk, because they are harmlessly “just checking” and not a full-blown attempt.
Guy 1: Why did you invite that girl to the bar with you so directly? Don’t you think it had zero chance of working?
Guy 2: Just a heat check. As long it doesn’t damage my chances at all with her in the future, it just checks to see if she might say yes to pure directness.
Heat Check by Eric Kazinsky May 17, 2016
Word of the Day on August 11, 2024

Grassy-ass 

'Thank you' in Spanish the way a tourist might say it. Also referring to the behind of someone who sat in a field for too long.

Grassy-ass for the crappy Spanish lesson.

Don't drag your butt on the ground next time, grassy-ass!
Grassy-ass by The Kwoshinator May 12, 2008
Word of the Day on August 10, 2024

Ego lifting 

The act of lifting heavy weights for the sole purpose of impressing other people in the room. This is usually done with awful form and gratuitous grunting noises.
John: Look at that idiot ego lifting over there.

Mike: Omg, what a tool. He isn't even using much weight.
Ego lifting by properliftingman August 29, 2010
Word of the Day on August 9, 2024