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p.p. dampened by water that sprays out of a flushing toilet. named for a maker of automatic-flush toilets that tend to flush while a person is still sitting on them.

Hey Matilda, are the bathrooms here clean?

Yeah, but I got zurned!

zurned by eccecattus January 30, 2007

Words you can keep

ZURNED

The official word for kicking and licking ass.

That guy ZURNED his quota and is flying first class to P Club.

My buddy told me he ZURNED that girl from the bar and got pink eye.

ZURNED by Hampton2022 March 6, 2024

Related Words

zurned • Zuned • Zorned • zuned out • zuried • zurnen • zurted • Zune Duty

Zuned

Having ruined an otherwise great product with pointless restrictions and obvious concessions to third parties.

Microsoft really Zuned the Xbox One by region coding games and requiring an Internet connection in order for the console to check in every 24 hours.

Zuned by Mr_Shifty June 11, 2013

Zuned

A synonym for pwned is "Zuned." You are Zuned when you receive a Zune for Christmas when you wanted an iPod. Zuned is understood as a slang term that implies missed expectations and/or humiliation.

Trader Eric Landstrom coined the term on the Yahoo Finance Forums.

Examples include "Zunage" when used in a collective sense or, "Dude, you just got Zuned," when used in an individual sense.

Zuned by Eric Landstrom December 27, 2007

zuned

When all users of one networked product fail.

Reference: On December 31st, 2008 every single Zune user got a bsod due to a leap-year error in the audio-player's code.

Dude, we all go zuned by that squirrel in the substation last night.

zuned by MLx January 1, 2009

Zorned

To physically consume or use too much of something to the point in which you can not do it again.

1- Ahh dude too much Lays potato chips.
2- I bet you could eat more.

1- No way I so Zorned from Lays chips.

Zorned by 69 A11 April 8, 2010

zuned out

When an entire class of devices stops working simultaneously.

Named after the infamous zune outage of December 31s 2008 where 30Gb zunes the world over spontaneously turned into bricks.

All of the MyFirstPony musical picture frames zuned out when the company website went down.

zuned out by laprice January 1, 2009

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026