12 definitions by Mr_Shifty
by Mr_Shifty June 3, 2011
Mark took a sip of the boutique whiskey and declared, "This is the most distilliant malt I've yet tasted!".
by Mr_Shifty November 14, 2013
In 1942, angry Nazi ranting was measured at an unprecedented level of 120 degrees Fahrenheil, whereas in 1947, this amount had decreased to a calm, cool 68 degrees Fahrenheil.
by Mr_Shifty August 2, 2011
Like a facepalm, but something so mind-numbingly stupid that it results in violently slamming one's face into a hard, flat object in frustration.
by Mr_Shifty June 30, 2011
by Mr_Shifty December 1, 2008
Having ruined an otherwise great product with pointless restrictions and obvious concessions to third parties.
Microsoft really Zuned the Xbox One by region coding games and requiring an Internet connection in order for the console to check in every 24 hours.
by Mr_Shifty June 11, 2013
The act of saying something absurd when someone enters a room so as to make them think that you're discussing something very bizarre.
When Pat came into the room, Joe engaged in punchlining him when he said out of nowhere "and that's the last time I ever set a penguin on fire in my bathroom!".
by Mr_Shifty November 12, 2008