A pretty decent looking Asian man who despite putting considerable effort into his career and appearance will never get the time of day from picky Beckies who prefer white Chad. Although Zing Chaos generally strive for actual self improvement, some will get desperate resort to copes like ricing. A Zing Chao that keeps letting himself go will eventually degrade into your typical ricecel.
Poor Zing Chao. He's not even half bad looking but the ethnic tax is absolutely brutal.
The point at which only one man has achieved through alcoholic intake. It is worse than buzzed, tipsy, drunk, wasted, and shit-faced...Asian Zing has only been achieved by Edmundo, and will remain that way.
"Dude, did you see how Asian-Zing Edmundo was last night?"
"Yeah man, he was yellin' at us and shit."
"Typical Asian Zing."
When a player with absolutely garbage internet starts teleporting across the map. With his garbage internet he runs around like a google slideshow animation.
This can also increase the players skill by a lot, because they become so unpredictable and you have no idea where they will be.
“BROO THIS KID IS ZPINGING”
“He’s wha- HOLY JESUS this kid is straight teleporting”
“Yea man this kids ping is so bad, but so good because he’s zpinging”