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8.
Zit
a minor skin legion. a pimple
Don't keep popping those zits. You'll get an infection. (example of zit)
by The Return of Light Joker August 30, 2009
 
9.
Zit
An aquaintance who has clearly become annoying on facebook overposting with material for which there is virtually no response. This can often result in an awkward discomfort for the victim. Obviously a cheap play on the words face and zit.
Yeah, you know I tried to give Jen the benefit of the doubt on the farmville thing but she's gone off the deep end and half the time I have no idea what she's talking about. She's a total zit and I'm breaking out the clearasil!
by Ricky Kash March 14, 2010
 
10.
Zit
that thing your moms dating
you- Oh shit its that zit...
me- thats the third time this week...
by skullyboo July 11, 2009
 
11.
zit
a horrible yellow mucos that pops up on your skin a looks gross
hey mate you've got a big shitty zit on the end of your nose, days later a and its took over there face eeeeeeeeeee it looks like a mutant
by marie August 05, 2003
 
12.
Zit
A person or acquaintance that won't leave you alone or is always there at the worst times. Never goes away. Like a zit
Dude my ex is here again to cock block me, She is such a zit.

This guy a work won't leave me alone. He is so zitting me.
by Hardhat July 11, 2008
 
13.
Zit
syn. To pimp. One who is like a pimp.
Man he such a zit,look how he workin them ladies.He gon cut her up tonight.
by Jizz March 17, 2005
 
14.
zit
a good talking point to get laid. If you can't style hair, do a manicure or pedicure, or can't cook, helping her with her zits is the next thing she'll be grateful for. If you're lucky, they're on her face (promoting eye contact) or on the top of her breasts (promoting eye candy) or somewhere south of her bellybutton (where you get to look at her snatch)
I offered to help her with her zits. We showered together, I towelled her dry, then began to really clean her. For the large ones, I froze them individually with an icecube, then expressed them, and applied an antibiotic cream. The ones in the lower end of her bush were most exciting, I was rock hard. I left the ones on her upper back for last. We lay there, her back to my front. As I slowly worked on her, I slipped my p*nis between her lips and gently rocked until I came on her. How cud she be disgusted when I'd been picking her zits all afternoon ?
by J.R. J. January 05, 2004