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zitsex
A skin condition that results from having dirt or oil clogging a sweat gland or epidermal pore. These highly irritating, and unsightly formations include many types:

1. White Heads: These result when large amounts of puss build up under the surface of the skin. These are the most common type, and are the most satisfying to pop, as long as you're careful where you're aiming. These are easy to remedy, but most solutions are only temporary.

2. Black Heads: Deeply inground dirt can also clog the skin; however, unlike surface blemishes, these fester more deeply than their lighter colored cousins. They also may produce puss in addition. They are much more painful (and therefore much less fun) to pop. But, once popped, this variety will not return.

3. Ingrown Hairs: These are caused by scaredy-cat ostrich type hairs that don't like the surface, and bury their heads in the ... skin. When mashed, as other types, the hair no longer has a place to bury its head, and has to face the world ... head on.

4. Scar tissue: These are former, washed-up, "used-to-be" puss-geysers that have been dealt with improperly too many times before. THESE HAUNTINGLY FAMILIAR HAS-BEENS WILL NEVER GO AWAY!
That zit on her face is disgusting.
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zitname
an evil red zombie that takes over your face.
AHHH!!! I have a zit!!
by Elani May 29, 2004
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zitsex
A large pimple.


zit
I got a damn zit right on the tip of my nose!
by bobby de niro September 02, 2004
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Zitsname
The best comic there is. Better than Foxtrot. Jeremy is the embodiment of modern adolescence.
You can read Zits in your local newspaper.
by Shadow Avenger December 23, 2004
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Zitssex
Plural of the word zit.
A temporary blemish on the skin, usually caused by dirt and oil. They are filled with pus, and look like ugly bumps.
I gave him some facial cream to reduce his zits.

Her zits were very embarssing and hard to cover up with makeup.
by Ten February 18, 2005
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zitname
little yellow shit balls that rise from 'neath your face.
by Balki August 14, 2003
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zitssex
a) lil titties
b) tits in German
Commen here, Helga, lemme squeeze der zits
by Hugh G Rection September 19, 2003
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