A zit is an annoying, big, red, and usually painful pimple that's on your face. You don't want one. It's zero fun.
by imaguythatknowswhatwordsmean March 6, 2015
A person or acquaintance that won't leave you alone or is always there at the worst times. Never goes away. Like a zit
Dude my ex is here again to cock block me, She is such a zit.
This guy a work won't leave me alone. He is so zitting me.
This guy a work won't leave me alone. He is so zitting me.
by Hardhat July 11, 2008
by skullyboo July 12, 2009
An aquaintance who has clearly become annoying on facebook overposting with material for which there is virtually no response. This can often result in an awkward discomfort for the victim. Obviously a cheap play on the words face and zit.
Yeah, you know I tried to give Jen the benefit of the doubt on the farmville thing but she's gone off the deep end and half the time I have no idea what she's talking about. She's a total zit and I'm breaking out the clearasil!
by Ricky Kash March 14, 2010
by Jizz March 17, 2005
Regardless of age ,race or creed,the pimple you can pretty much bank on heading in your direction before any of life's major events.Not suprisingly,the size of said pimple being in direct correlation to the personal importance of the pending event.
Just days before his appearance on TV, Paul's worse fears were realized with the advent of a prom zit .
by sheila in the car February 7, 2010
akin to drug bust; the act (often violent) of removing offending acne (or zits) from bodily surface either autonomously or by third party.
Dude 1 : Hey man, you got some mean looking' acne all over your back ! Why don'tcha do a zit bust or somethin' ?
Dude 2 : Good idea. Since I can't reach most of them myself, do you wan't to pop them for me ?
Dude 1: Me, bust your zits for you ? Man, that's muthafuckin' gross !!! Just call the zit police !
Dude 2 : The zit cops ? I was thinking about maybe attending a zit popper's convention and having someone there do it for free, as a demonstration.
Dude 1 : Nah, take too long. Just call the fuckin' zit police. They'll remove them muthafuckers fast !
Dude 2 : Good idea. Since I can't reach most of them myself, do you wan't to pop them for me ?
Dude 1: Me, bust your zits for you ? Man, that's muthafuckin' gross !!! Just call the zit police !
Dude 2 : The zit cops ? I was thinking about maybe attending a zit popper's convention and having someone there do it for free, as a demonstration.
Dude 1 : Nah, take too long. Just call the fuckin' zit police. They'll remove them muthafuckers fast !
by Virgin Suicides June 14, 2017