Zissel

A ship parade in Kassel, Western Germany. Also a hot brown ship in a bathtub.

Bather 1: Wanna see a brown ship in the bathtub?
Bather 2: Yeah, let's have our own zissel.
Man in military uniform: Erst die Weisswürstchen esst! Dann Zissel!

Zissel by Oberst_Zissel August 1, 2011

Zissel

Brown ship in the bathtub. Or brown submarine.

Bertram could not hold on. There was a big zissel in the bathtub.

Zissel by Börträm Hilgenfigger August 2, 2011

zessel 

a catastrophic screw-up of epic proportions

I really zesseled it by not getting that girls number last night.

zessel by smokingjoeburowski January 11, 2012

zissler 

Usually refers to an old man who shits himself in airports.

"oh man I shit myself'"
"you did a zissler"

zissler by collingwoodfan67 March 21, 2017

Zisel 

Zisel is a really sweet girl and is always ready to do anything for her friends and family but be careful if you ever get on her bad side you're probs gonna end up in hell. Zisel is also a really gorgeous human being (more like angel) and she also has a really nice body and her smile is enough to kill you if you ever get into a relationship with her you're damn lucky!

Person 1 : is that Zisel?
Person 2 : Omg yes she's so gorgeous

Zisel by Ramdompersonlmao November 23, 2021