Zissel

A ship parade in Kassel, Western Germany. Also a hot brown ship in a bathtub.

Bather 1: Wanna see a brown ship in the bathtub?
Bather 2: Yeah, let's have our own zissel.
Man in military uniform: Erst die Weisswürstchen esst! Dann Zissel!

Zissel by Oberst_Zissel August 1, 2011

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Zissel

Brown ship in the bathtub. Or brown submarine.

Bertram could not hold on. There was a big zissel in the bathtub.

Zissel by Börträm Hilgenfigger August 2, 2011

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Zissel • zessel • Zisel • zissler

zessel

a catastrophic screw-up of epic proportions

I really zesseled it by not getting that girls number last night.

zessel by smokingjoeburowski January 11, 2012

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zissler

Usually refers to an old man who shits himself in airports.

"oh man I shit myself'"
"you did a zissler"

zissler by collingwoodfan67 March 21, 2017

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Zisel

Zisel is a really sweet girl and is always ready to do anything for her friends and family but be careful if you ever get on her bad side you're probs gonna end up in hell. Zisel is also a really gorgeous human being (more like angel) and she also has a really nice body and her smile is enough to kill you if you ever get into a relationship with her you're damn lucky!

Person 1 : is that Zisel?
Person 2 : Omg yes she's so gorgeous

Zisel by Ramdompersonlmao November 23, 2021

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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