Bertram

One of the coolest and down to earth people you'll ever meet. Doesn't match up with any of the above definitions.

Brent: Where's that cool guy who gives great advice and looks out for everyone? I wanna be him..

Ryan: Oh, that's Bertram. Better recognize! I'm his apprentice.

Brent: Sign me up to be the next apprentice!

by Tedraq October 21, 2019

Bertram

The High Chancellor of the Holy Britannian Empire.

Bertram literally controls the Empire of Britannia

by Hohenheim April 13, 2016

bertram

a god like figure

person a: whos bertram?
jesus: my brother bitch

by bertram makes me hard January 26, 2020

Bertram Effect

The effect in which something good will never happen to you but will happen to another person.

Bertram From the Disney Show “Jessie” never has good things happening to him but only to other people.

“Bro I can’t land this shot, but this guy can land it to me perfectly!”
“Ah yeah man, the Bertram effect”

by FlyingPengz June 13, 2020

dirty bertram

The act of cutting a fleshlight out of you dog or cats ass and using it on your best friend

Chad: Dude did you see that Daniel went to jail yesterday?
Brad: Yea dude i heard that he did a Dirty Bertram on Mike

by Mastersex123 September 27, 2022

NATIONAL BERTRAM DAY

A day where we all celebrate Bertram the butler from jessie. He is a wonderful man

Hey! do you like Bertram?
Yes I Do!
Then Lets Celebrate National Bertram Day!

by DailyBertram October 24, 2020

NATIONAL BERTRAM DAY

National Bertram Day
Lets celebrate the best butler every by telling everyone that they look like Bertram from Hey Jessie:)

National Bertram Day
Girl: Hey, today is National Bertram day. That means that we compliment people today!
Boy: Cool, what do we say to them

Girl: You tell everyone that they look like Bertram!!!! :)

by swaggypeppa October 21, 2019