wtfmf

what the fuck mother fucker

wtfmf by Anonymous November 5, 2003

WTFMF

What.The.Fuck.Mother.Fucker.

WTFMF??? You are really weird Go find yourself a nice girl.

WTFMF by Ozpeace99 June 26, 2008

WTFMF

what the fuck motherfucker

WTFMF is used when texting

WTFMF by may.may March 8, 2017

WTFFTW 

What the fuck for the win.

Used when there's an obvious WTF? moment.

You: Turns out my girlfriend has a penis.

Me: WTFFTW!

WTFFTW by lolcats March 4, 2008

WTMFI 

Acronym for Way To Much Fucking Information.

"I need to take a shit." "Dude, WTMFI."

WTMFI by The Original Maverick June 19, 2007

wtfffffffff 

"What the Fucking Fuckitty Finger-Fucking Fucktarded Fuckilly Fuck-Fuck Fuck"

What people write when their "F" key is broken.

Guy with broken "F" key:
lol wtfffffffff my fffffffffffffff key is broken

wtfffffffff by Corvaillian April 6, 2008

wtfmeat 

meat products that taste like they are made out of whatever random animals happened to be next to the meat-grinder in the factory. examples: spam, hot dogs, bologna, vienna sausages.

no, i'm not going downtown. whenever i go downtown i get drunk and buy wtfmeat from street vendors.

wtfmeat by thusspakevvill February 26, 2009