reverse wraparound painted seagull twist 

A fantastic and triumphant sexual move. extremely pleasurable to both parties, although the woman is left paralyzed from the waste down 60% of the time. This move can only be performed on the beach because the man must anchor his feet into the sand for maximum thrusting power. You start off by having the woman perform a headstand, reach up between the dude's legs and tickle his grundle while he proceeds to fuckin plow the shit out of the girl's juicy crotch goblin. Most of the time one of those huge fucking mythical creatures will come lumbering over the dunes dragging a ten foot boner and join in the fun, but not all the time.

Hey Bill!

Yeah Bob?

I was giving Nancy the ole reverse wraparound painted seagull twist down on the spit the other day, and wouldn't ya know it? A huge goddamned elephant tyrannosaurus duck came outta nowhere and doused me in toothpaste.

reverse wraparound painted seagull twist by Peter Pan's Left Nut October 14, 2008

Jewish wraparound 

noun. Disparaging. A route or path taken (as in driving or walking) from one place to another that is not the shortest and most ideal route available, especially one that is much longer than necessary.

My mom did a big old Jewish wraparound back from San Fransisco so it took her over two days to get back.

Jewish wraparound by Paul Rael January 7, 2011

wraparound 

An extremely long turd that completly wraps around the toilet bowl; often a source of great pride for the producer. Usually left in a public toilet for others to admire.

Pat snapped a picture of his wraparound with his cellphone camera so he could show it off at work.

wraparound by pico February 15, 2005

Reverse Wraparound Painted Seagull Twist 

A sex position where a male comes from behind a woman standing on her head, wraps one hand around her waste, while holding a seagull by the feet. The seagull is then dipped in any liquid (diarhea in an old coffee can works wonderfully). The seagull is then stuck into the vagina and twisted in a circle while the male and female both caw vigourously.

I gave my wife a Reverse Wraparound Painted Seagull Twist for our fiftieth wedding anniversary.

Reverse Wraparound Painted Seagull Twist by Gouda June 11, 2006

wraparound 

During homosexual anal intercourse, the stimulation or manipulation of the catcher's penis by the pitcher hand or hands.

He was such an ass; he wouldn't even provide the benefits of wraparound.

wraparound by Big Steve September 3, 2003

wraparound 

When you have Friday off for a three day weekend and take Monday off as well.

I had Friday off for the fourth of July but took a wraparound so I could party it up on Sunday.

wraparound by hilarioyo July 5, 2014

Wisconsin Wraparound 

When a person reaches around someone from the side or behind them to jack off their penis. Often times it is done as a form of belittlement or degradation.

Hey did you see my buddy Trey give Josh the ol Wisconsin Wraparound? It really put him in his place.

Wisconsin Wraparound by balla holla February 6, 2023