14 definitions by pico
An extremely long turd that completly wraps around the toilet bowl; often a source of great pride for the producer. Usually left in a public toilet for others to admire.
by pico February 15, 2005
Take a shit, and wipe your ass(meat/beans, and maybe corn..), then wrap the asswipe around your dick and masturbate with it, cum(cheese) onto the wipe and then fold it into a burrito and make your partner eat it, or watch you eat it yourself. You could also add urine(other kind of cheese), or blood(salsa) as an extra bonus.
Guy 1:"Hey she looks like a nice girl."
Guy 2:"No man, I heard she's into Steaming Burritos, that nasty fucking cunt."
Dude: "Why don't you stfu and eat a Steaming Burrito."
Kid: "I make the best Steaming Burritos."
Guy 2:"No man, I heard she's into Steaming Burritos, that nasty fucking cunt."
Dude: "Why don't you stfu and eat a Steaming Burrito."
Kid: "I make the best Steaming Burritos."
by pico March 5, 2004
When you are sleeping on a road trip on your stomach and you wake up with a boner because of the bumps.
Andrew Davis has Highway Hard Cock
by pico April 9, 2003
The fermale form of Masturbation
by pico November 25, 2003
"Yo it's an asain guy."
"Yeah but he's totally cool, he's Toxisac."
"Oh shit."
"What?"
"I shit myself."
"Yeah but he's totally cool, he's Toxisac."
"Oh shit."
"What?"
"I shit myself."
by pico February 10, 2004
Robert or Rob for short cuz he’s a little shit.Robert is a cool guy expect he will cheat on you jus to simple have a backup girlfriend incase it won’t work out do pici stebou chcipni. He’s the typical curly hair white boy who don’t know his place yet. Chas mri minc chanzalo kar
by pico March 22, 2022