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a relatively new fad among british school boys, whereby they masturbate furiously during recess, collect the jizz in their palms, find a younger unsuspecting boy and slap his face while shouting "SEAGULL!"

Can you believe he got the seagull yesterday during recess?

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by squirrelicia Feb 27, 2006 share this

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When A girl is spread out face down while 4 guys tag team the fuck out of her with one in the pussy and one getting head while the two guys on the sides both get handjobs as shes fully suspended. She'll flock around taking it all from all angles with her wings out like a seagull.

Last Night I was getting head from your broad... when my 3 buddies came out of the closet and all got in on the action and we seagulled her.

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A manager who flies in out of the blue making a lot of noise then craps all over everything and flies off again.

A seagull manager is an absent / occasional manager who wants to be seen to be doing something useful but realy has no contribution. To make up for this they turn up from time to time and flap around making sure they tell eveyone what a wonderful job they're doing while at the same time dengrating or undermining the real work being done by their happless underlings.

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by AndyJ Oct 6, 2005 share this

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An act performed by a male while having sex on the beach. During intercourse, the male's genitalia is dipped into the sand and sex is resumed, resulting in loud, awkward squawks and flapping of the limbs from his partner.

-Last summer, while my girlfriend and I were having sex on the beach, I gave her the seagull.

-I met this annoying girl at a bar one time, convinced her to go hook up on the beach, and seagulled her.

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by Willie B. Hardigan Apr 15, 2008 share this

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A friend, lover, co-worker who finds no shame in swooping in and gobbling up your discarded food. They don’t care who’s around and who sees them do it, waste not want not is their motto. They don’t share there food, they only eat yours.

I feel bad, I can’t finish this huge sandwich.
Don’t worry, Matt will be here soon and he’s a total Seagull !!!

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by *gypsy* Aug 8, 2008 share this

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also can be knwn as seagulling.

where you cum on your hand and throw it at someone.

i seagulled him right on the back of the head

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by joewwww May 26, 2008 share this

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A derogatory term for a lurker who briefly acts like a troll, then quickly goes back to lurking. Someone who posts an inflammatory discussion on a BBS system, then doesn't acknowledge any responses.

That bitch is such a seagull, she totally lied about Justin Timberlake online, and then she wouldn't acknowledge it after we proved she was wrong.

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by Calvin Lawson Apr 20, 2008 share this