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1.
a relatively new fad among british school boys, whereby they masturbate furiously during recess, collect the jizz in their palms, find a younger unsuspecting boy and slap his face while shouting "SEAGULL!"
Can you believe he got the seagull yesterday during recess?
by squirrelicia February 27, 2006
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2.
A manager who flies in out of the blue making a lot of noise then craps all over everything and flies off again.
A seagull manager is an absent / occasional manager who wants to be seen to be doing something useful but realy has no contribution. To make up for this they turn up from time to time and flap around making sure they tell eveyone what a wonderful job they're doing while at the same time dengrating or undermining the real work being done by their happless underlings.
by AndyJ October 06, 2005
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3.
An annoying bird that likes to hang around water and makes annoying squawking sounds. It is imperative that you stay away from these gross "flying rats" because there is a high change that they will steal your food or shit on your head. Not a nasty sexual act, just a gross bird.
Person 1: A SEAGULL!!!
Person 2: AAAAHHHH *runs away* DON'T SHIT ON MY HEAD!
by seagullsrgross March 30, 2010
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4.
also can be knwn as seagulling.

where you cum on your hand and throw it at someone.
i seagulled him right on the back of the head
by joewwww May 26, 2008
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5.
When A girl is spread out face down while 4 guys tag team the fuck out of her with one in the pussy and one getting head while the two guys on the sides both get handjobs as shes fully suspended. She'll flock around taking it all from all angles with her wings out like a seagull.
Last Night I was getting head from your broad... when my 3 buddies came out of the closet and all got in on the action and we seagulled her.
by oprah696969 September 10, 2009
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6.
A friend, lover, co-worker who finds no shame in swooping in and gobbling up your discarded food. They don’t care who’s around and who sees them do it, waste not want not is their motto. They don’t share there food, they only eat yours.
I feel bad, I can’t finish this huge sandwich.
Don’t worry, Matt will be here soon and he’s a total Seagull !!!
by *gypsy* August 08, 2008
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7.
Seagull: White bird, usually seen near landfills or beaches.
Oh you mother fucker seagull. You just crapped all over my fucking jacket. Fuck you, you flying rat.
by Dan December 02, 2004
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