Demetri Martin - "I've met many chocoholics but I've never seen any Chocohol. We've got an epidemic - people that don't understand the rules of word endings... they're probably over-workahol-d"

Guyb: I need to get out and do something, I just took a big dose of Workahol!
Guyb: Workahol? Like, caffeine?
Guya: Yeah, but that's not all...
Guyb: What else?
Guya: Desire.

Wife: Honey, are you cheating on me?
Husband: No... Why?
Wife: You're always home so late.
Husband: Argh, I know. They must be putting something into the workahol.
Wife: Crystal was right! You ARE a workaholic.