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1. Owens
Narcissism incarnate
"Yea, you could come clean. Or you could pull an Owens and lie remorselessly"
by Jolly J May 16, 2004 add a video
2. owens
an irish mix that love to get drunk, high, and have a good tymes in their food.
Wow! i love those owens!
3. Owens
Sounded out term for an ONS, otherwise known as a One Night Stand. This involves picking up some whore in a drunken stupor at some dingy dive bar and banging her that night, only to wake up early enough to escape out the bathroom window when you're "taking a shower".
"Dude, I totally pulled an Owens last night. I was so ashamed I had to get wasted to tell you."
4. Owens
Being so inexplicably yet secretly creepy there is no other word to describe it other than being an "Owens".
Yeah, he was acting like such an Owens...
5. Owens
The female version of Alan from the Hangover (a retard)

or someone who use's excessive fake tan.
You see that girl Lucy, she's such a retard....what an Owens.
6. owens
The best sensai in the world!
My teacher is Owens!
by etgeek Jun 25, 2004 add a video
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