whoomph 

the act of pulling a condom over your hand, without breaking it.

whoomph me! aaaahahahahaha slap, bitch

whoomph by cory sexkellis April 21, 2007

Whoompty 

A large, nicely shaped butt.

Yo peep honey over there in the red; she got a whoompty!

Whoompty by yii510 November 12, 2011

whoomp 

1. (n)(obs.) the place where it is
2. (n) the place where it was

Has anyone seen Tag Team lately? Whoomp! They're gone! (Perhaps they're hanging out with 95 South.)

whoomp by BeardedFatass January 9, 2004

whoompsh 

to jerk off, to masturbate

i need to whoompsh, dont open my door

whoompsh by trueluv January 24, 2011

whoomper 

To pass gas, to far, t to rip one

Jimmy said, "Excuse me!" as he let out a big whoomper.
Jeffery let a whoomper rip at the wedding during the vows.

As the bench vibrated, Coach Wes said, "Ok, who whoompered???"

whoomper by Uncle Jimmy jam May 9, 2018

whoomp 

Bowser's forward tilt. He extends his manly fist forward and denies recoveries like its his job. Once you hear the Whoomp, you know you have no chance.

Look at this falcon trying to recover. Mwuahahahah. Whoomp, whoomp, whoomp.

whoomp by God of the Kitchen July 13, 2010

whoompshing 

the act of jerking off, the act of masturbating

why is your door locked? are you whoompshing there?
you were whoompshing all day

whoompshing by trueluv January 24, 2011