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Joey Wellon'd 

When you log into Facebook and a jackass "Likes" everything on the homepage or someones profile resulting in excessive amounts of notifications.
*Logs into Facebook*

*63 Notifications*

"Dammit I've been Joey Wellon'd"
Joey Wellon'd by PuritySyrup October 16, 2011

wellenstrummelzentrierung 

German slang for a diabetes-riddled homeless man with homoerotic tendencies.
If I walk home that way, I'm gonna get accosted by the Wellenstrummelzentrierung.

Wellensittich 

Originally discovered in Germany, Wellensittich means budgie. can be used in common speech like 'Oh wellensttich' (long for oh well) and 'Your such a wellensittich!!' and 'Hi wellensittich!'.Wellensittich is used to make someone feel more intellectual, by using a foreign language in speech. Also used in the remix of 'Truly Scrumptious' from Chitty Chitty Bang Bang.
Lyrics:
Truly Wellensittich,
Truly truly wellensittich,
Das ist ein guten tag wellensittich!!

Unfortunately thats as far as the lyrics go - but there are amusing actions. They include resting your head on your hands, widening your eyes, cocking your head and having a demented smile whilst singing the lyrics and including random snippets of german and english. Used rarely - if you hear a girl saying ' Oh wellensittich!' i suggest you approach her - she is very inventive, witty and beautiful.
Tiare: Hello Bana!

Bella: Hello wellensittich!

random person: Did you just say wellensittich? No wonder you're such a witty, inventive, beautiful girl!
wellington boots (water-tight knee-high boots). also called wellies.
In is raining cats and dogs. You had better wear your wellos while going out.
wellos by uttam maharjan February 16, 2010

Wellon Starter Kit 

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The Wellon Starter Transformer Kit Specs and features:

Transformer tank

Diameter: 22 mm
Height: 47.6 mm
Capacity: 4.0 mL
Weight: 71 g
Replaceable Pyrex glass
Symmetric airflow

Transformer Box Mod

Dimension: 82 x 42 x 22 mm
Weight: 121 g
Temperature range 200-600F
Output wattage: 1-75
Resistance: 0.1-3.0 ohms
Standby current: <50 uA
Voltage range: 0.5-8 volts
Fit for: 18650
Material: Zinc alloy
Thread: Spring loaded
Display: OLED

Learn more this Vape Starter Kit at Wellontech.com
Wellon Starter Kit is Unmatched Vape Starter Kit from Wellontech.com
Wellon Starter Kit Specs and features:

Transformer tank

Diameter: 22 mm
Height: 47.6 mm
Capacity: 4.0 mL
Weight: 71 g
Replaceable Pyrex glass
Symmetric airflow

Transformer Box Mod

Dimension: 82 x 42 x 22 mm
Weight: 121 g
Temperature range 200-600F
Output wattage: 1-75
Resistance: 0.1-3.0 ohms
Standby current: <50 uA
Voltage range: 0.5-8 volts
Fit for: 18650
Material: Zinc alloy
Thread: Spring loaded
Display: OLED

Learn more this Vape Starter Kit at Wellontech.com
Wellon Starter Kit by Wellon Psionics November 30, 2017

wellenspoch 

“WHAT? Double taco holder butt plugs are a thing?? I’m having a wellenspoch moment right now.”

“I’m in a state of wellenspoch after hearing that Florida banned ‘Humpty Dumpty’ for being ‘too woke.’”
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New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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