waterboat

where a bloke puts his head in between a woman's breasts and blows raspberries.

"can i give you a waterboat?"
"sure, whats that?"
"i'll show you."
*man puts his head in between breats*
'phhttttt'
*blows raspberries*
etc

waterboat by Kilaaa August 12, 2007

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Chocolate waterboard

When you shart into someone's mouth while plugging their nose.

Her boyfriend wanted her to give him a chocolate waterboard for his birthday.

Chocolate waterboard by pdxgrl February 12, 2010

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wasterbate

to masterbate over something that isnt worth the time or the effort then realising what you have done.

"dude i need to jerk of so bad but if im afraid if i blow my load over the wrong thing it could turn it a total wasterbate nightmare"

wasterbate by Toffer92 April 13, 2010

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Poughkeepsie Waterboarding

A person is laid out on a board elevated slightly so their head is up off the ground slightly. A cloth, such as a towel or rag, is placed over their face. A bucket is filled with urine and poured over the person's face to simulate drowning in urine. A form of sexual torture made popular in after-hours and domination clubs in Poughkeepsie, New York.

The UN voted to ban waterboarding, but the president of the United States found a work around by using Poughkeepsie Waterboarding instead. The problem was, he was the one who wanted to be Poughkeepsie Waterboarded.

Poughkeepsie Waterboarding by Nutzen YerMouf June 9, 2017