war helmet 

putting an erected cock and balls over a girls head preferably after a BJ.

I made that ho wear a huge war helmet after she gave my unit a thurough licking.

war helmet by Quagmire April 3, 2003

Grandpa's War Helmet 

A colloquial expression referencing the penile cock head of an old, perverted male.

I've been watching you all night. Are ya interested in seeing grandpa's war helmet? Get away ya perv.

I'm done showering at the gym. I'm surrounded by grandpa's war helmets in there. I'm afraid ones creeping on me.

Grandpa's War Helmet by Eaton Holgoode March 17, 2017

russian war helmet 

this is a really nasty surprise to the unsuspecting victim in wich you place your balls on their forehead and errection down their nose and ejaculate on thier face resembling a roman helmet but seamen has rushed out on to the victims face

last nite after my girl passed out I gave her a russian war helmet I was only aiming for a roman helmet but i got a little excited and it kinda rushed out

russian war helmet by [e-mail] October 11, 2007

mushroom war helmet 

the head of a dick as it is layed down the bridge of ones nost as the face protection of a war helmet be it norman,trojan,roman,or whatever helmet in wich involving the shaft of an errection on ones nose.

oooooh check out this ,
a passed out chick,
hey Ill giv her a roman helmet and when you take a picture make sure you get a good shot of the mushroom war helmet.

mushroom war helmet by [e-mail] March 18, 2008

Dirty War Helmet 

A polite way to reference having a case of shit dick after having anal sex with an unprepared partner.

My wife wanted to blow me as soon as I walked in the house but I had a dirty war helmet after having a nooner with my coworker so I ran straight to the shower.

A bad case of smegma only added to the allure of my dirty war helmet.

Never go ass to mouth with a dirty war helmet.

Dirty War Helmet by Dick Onchin October 22, 2020

Roman war helmet 

when the male places his balls on the female's forehead, then lays his penis downward so the head is past the tip of her nose.

that chick was passed out last night and i gave her the ol' Roman was helmet.

Roman war helmet by tony January 26, 2004

trojan war helmet

a position in which a man positions his balls over the girls eyes and his penis along her nose to resemble a trojan war helmet

steve was fuckin around with chelsea and rocked a trojan war helmet on her

trojan war helmet by BMW March 30, 2003