A person who belives it is still 1980.
A man who wears rocker clothing circ 1985 in current era and associated male/female cronies. May be found tusseling his feathered hair, calling his gf babe, hoping into his IROC, or listening to Bon Jovi.
by HAB October 25, 2006
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A wanker is always used as someone who is ineffectual or useless. It does not substitute for asshole, bastard, dickhead etc. It´s roots are in the assumtion that someone who is so useless he cannot find another human being to have sexual relations with has to have sex with himself.
Hence the term meaning to be one who masturbates frequently.
Tony Blair is always pandering to the Americans...what a wanker!

He failed his driving test again the fucking wanker!
by Mexcelt March 7, 2006
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Slang.

1) One who masturbates to excess.
2) One who uses the word 'skillz' and takes it seriously.
"Stop saying skillz, you bloody wanker! Speak properly!"
by victorhadin March 25, 2003
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1. Someone who tends to lie alot, is arrogant or thinks themselves superior to others. Similar to Tosser.
1. "He is such a fucking wanker! Don't listen to him!"
by lotsofpinash May 1, 2007
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mouthin someone
someone who wanks (masturbates too much)
manchester united are all wankers

"where's Tom?"
"Gone for a wank"
"Another? what a wanker"
by ReDDo August 17, 2003
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verb: to wank noun: wanker adj: wanky
1) someone who jerks off alot
2) someone who does stupid stuff eg falling asleep at the bar, or taking home someone who's so drunk that they then go an piss in the bed
3) term of endearment
4) term of abuse
1) damn! bill's been in his room for hours! he must be having a wank
2) hahahaaaa what a wanker!
3) you daft wanker...here, have a beer
4) tony blair is a complete wanker
by brit September 25, 2003
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1. A wholly undesirable and/or annoying person (usually male).
2. Someone who frequently masturbates or "wanks".
1. "That Paul fellow, he's a bit of a wanker."
2. "Simon, he's a wanker don't you know?"
by Mernard May 8, 2006
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