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1.
While "to wank" means "to masturbate", the term "wanker" is seldom if ever used in British slang to denote "one who wanks". It is quite wrong to infer from somebody's being a wanker that they in fact wank (and vice versa), but of course, fair to assume they do in any case. Herein lies the genius of the insult: if you call someone a wanker, it's probably true, but only literally.

I suppose it all originates from our repressed Victorian sexualities, from back when everybody thought they were the only ones to suffer the secret shame of being an actual wanker.

Most children these days learn the word "wanker" long before they learn its literal meaning.
You're such a wanker.
Oh gosh! How did you know?

He lost both of his hands in a childhood kiting accident.
What a wanker!
by anonymous May 31, 2004
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29.
George W. Bush, USA's current president.
I saw Wanker give a speech on CNN today.
by hacksign23 March 25, 2008
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30.
English insult (Australian, Britian, New Zealand) literally meaning "someone who wanks" as in someone who masturbates.

Generally meaning, people who are called wankers means that they are completely worthless and useless in anything they try to do that the only thing they are good at are wanking.

It's also used as a complement to close friend, meaning no harm- similar to cunt; both as an insult and a friendly complement.
The only wanker and wankers I love are me, my family and my friends.
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31.
a man caught up in his own world, who would love nothing more than to make love with themselves..... if it were possible.
"sinclair you wanker stop feeling yourself"
"brad is a self indulgent wanker
by traceab May 20, 2007
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32.
An Aussie expression for someone who is a total jerk.
Does not necessarily mean that person “wanks” (masturbates)
“Oh that Steve, he’s a complete wanker”
by Robby101 November 01, 2006
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33.
Definitively, an onanist, one (usually expected to be male) who enjoys unassisted sexual gratification. Colloquially, anybody of whom you have a low opinion.
Tony Blair? Fucking gutless, worthless, complete and utter WANKER!!
by titwanker April 10, 2003
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34.
Term used on 'Skins" (UK) A lot. Used to replace the American term "Dick" or "Ass hole". Something to call a friend in a playfull way or to call an enemy who you are mad at.
You bloody WANKER!
by Quastica January 14, 2011
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1. slang for someone who masturbates, usually a man.

2. insult.
1. you, my friend, are a wanker.

2. all men are lying bastards. fucking wankers.
by wanker. September 02, 2003
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