wampeter 

The pivot of a karass, around which the souls of the members of the karass revolve. From Kurt Vonnegut and the Books of Bokonon.

A karass has two wampeters at any time, one waxing and one waning.

wampeter by Mister Helpful July 20, 2008

Wampfest 

The act of totally obliterating your opponent in any competition or battle. Making someone quit because they simply cannot take anymore humiliation.

WAMPFEST!!!

Wampfest by Nococo rep. Malevolency May 6, 2009

Wampler 

Hack writer for examiner.com known for trading hjs for links on fark. Links generate cash per click, and he earns enough above his Jergens lotion expenses to keep spamming. Typical articles include a youtube embed and 2.4 sentences of 5th grade level commentary.

Wow, 4 Wampler links in a row, Drew must have been treating his mods to a round of hjs

Wampler by Cory Fart November 15, 2010

wampejawed 

Something is not put together well; not level; doesn't look right; something that has something wrong with when looked at.

I think that bicycle is wampejawed. Did you put it together without the instructions?

wampejawed by bagitbabe October 12, 2008

Wampfest 

The act of beating someone so bad at something that they have to quit or admit that you are better.

TRIPLE KILL!!!
GODLIKE!!!

"Wampfest to say the least"

Wampfest by Lurpy Bizzi May 5, 2009

Wamped 

the act in which a female performs fellatio in exchange for marijuana.

johny: "dude i just got Wamped real good by Katie"

Timmy: "Katie Wamped me really good the other night"

Johnny: "the best part about it was i gave her some mexican brick shit"

Wamped by jimbo86 November 15, 2010

fiz wampe 

Television remote or "clicker". Also used in context of describing something's awesomeness.

Ex.1- Bob: "Damn, i lost the fiz wampe again!"

Sherrel: "Get off your ass and change the channel yourself then."

Ex.2- "You're new board is soooo fiz wampe bro."

fiz wampe by csul23 December 20, 2010