instructions 

Those words your wife keeps screaming at you while you try to figure out why your table only has 3 legs after you finished it.

Instructions were flying and so was the blood from my pinky.

instructions by J.M.R. October 25, 2005

Instructions 

A series of commands someone is ordering you to do

Follow these instructions!

Instructions by Darkness666 November 2, 2020

Instructions 

Before 2019 Urban Dictionary published of rejects post IMMEDIATELY. BEFORE sending them to the vote. As soon as I hit "submit."

Hym "So would Urban Dictionary publish 'Instructions to murder children and commit suicide?' NO! What about WEAPONIZED SCHIZOPHRENIA? What about INSTRUCTIONS TO BUILD AI? A LOT MORE LIKELY THAN THE FORMER, don't you think? EVERYTHING YOU KNOW ABOUT ME... EITHER comes from ME... OR... A form of targeted surveillance and distribution of information about me that ties into the weaponized schizophrenia (targeted harassment the resembles the delusions of reference commonly associated with schizophrenia) that I have been talking about all a long. They were doing it BEFORE I said anything about it. They waited for me to reveal my identity and then did it to me explicitly and deliberately AGAIN. Except they likely monetized it this time. People only see the instructions Urban dictionary allows them to see. The leaks are illegal obtained and if the FBI had done their job, confirmed the veracity of the claim (that I'm being surveilled and harass in a manner that resembles the delusions of reference commonly associated with schizophrenia), and presented me with a solution for ME that doesn't involve the need to threaten your kids... This would all be over. I would be living of the royalties for my dissertation on AI. If people are not harassing people perpetually FOR YEARS the YOU WOULDN'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT PEOPLE TURNING TO VIOLENCE TO SOLVE A PROBLEM YOU ATE ACTIVELY TRYING TO PREVENT THE FROM SOLVING."

Instructions by Hym Iam August 29, 2025

Instructions

Which tales me to my next point which is: That is another way in which you try to control what this is about. And Sam Sedar brought this up the other day actually.

Hym "They try to insist that this is about me giving instructions behind their back... So they can ignore the fact that school shootings WENT DOWN FOR YEARS after I did what I did. And case of the ones that DID occur, you refuse to confirm or deny the presence of the targeted harassment that resembles the delusions of reference commonly associated with schizophrenia. Affectionately labeled 'Weaponized schizophrenia'. And the political RIGHT didn't do shit about it other than blame the nebulous crazies and the left. And the LEFT didn't do shit about it other than blame the guns. They didn't actually do shit about the guns. And they didn't pass any nebulous crazy laws. But THEY DID GO DOWN NONE THE LESS...

And there is at least one stop that can be solely attributed to me. Rumblings in the zeitgeist about a group chat that, if leaked, would screw everybody. It looks to me like someone wants me to be a patsy. The school shootings went DOWN... But the claim is that it would have went MORE DOWN if not for me even though THEY didn't do anything different between when it was high and whatever it is NOW and they are both being super evasive (to the point of a cover up) actively doing the weaponized schizophrenia TO ME and it's cus I'm giving fucking iNsTrUcTiOnS! OoOoOoOoO! I mean, come on. You are perfectly fine with the instructions when the work for you."

Instructions by Hym Iam November 16, 2025

instructions unclear 

Used whenever someone gives blatantly awful instructions and leaves the person trying to learn worse off than where he/she was originally.

"To set up the demodulator 9000, hook up the synthescope sync clock to the upper radial bearing of the elliptical upper casing ..."

"Instructions unclear: dick stuck in toaster."

instructions unclear by Dark Sneasel September 7, 2014

instructions unclear 

A phrase said when either the instructions were vague or not understood. Usually followed by getting one's genitals stuck in household appliances.

Instructions: To get your witchmax-2000 broomstick up and running you must sacrifice 1 virgin(whose first name must start with an 'X') on an altar which has the shape of the map of Argentina while reading the bible backwards in an Australian accent while writing the solution of three complex differential equations on the altar with a black bpelikan/b marker.
Once complete, proceed with soaking the bat feathers in the virgin blood and your good to go.

User: Instructions unclear, got dick stuck in the toaster. Help..?

instructions unclear by SirBarks alot July 14, 2016

Instructions were unclear

A common phrase said by one after they gave instructions, usually followed by an impossible consequence for not following the instructions correctly.

*How To Video's Comment Section*

"Instructions were unclear, my dick is stuck in a ceiling fan."

Instructions were unclear by Hunter512 September 16, 2014