Wampler

Hack writer for examiner.com known for trading hjs for links on fark. Links generate cash per click, and he earns enough above his Jergens lotion expenses to keep spamming. Typical articles include a youtube embed and 2.4 sentences of 5th grade level commentary.

Wow, 4 Wampler links in a row, Drew must have been treating his mods to a round of hjs

by Cory Fart November 13, 2010

Wampler

A penis that is first fully erect but then becomes flaccid due to an instant unattraction

Last night, when i was taking her pants off, i had a full-on rager untill i saw her penis. Then i just got a big wampler.

by Timbo Bumaye January 18, 2012

wampler

A fart so strong that it hurts on the way out.

Ow what a wampler, I feel like my ass ripped open!

by Wamplin Warrior November 29, 2009

Wamplerism

A political belief system based on ultra-conservative or staunchly libertarian ideals combined with provocative and controversial tactics.

I am impressed by your Wamplerism; here is some money.

by Anti-Liberal January 12, 2005

wampler

the austrian word for very dumb people!

mah du scheiß Wampler

by coffeejunky August 23, 2006

wampler

wampler, to pull a wampler: to pull federal offences and get away with them.

Man Juan just totally pulled a wampler.

by William Blew the third July 12, 2006

wampler

To take a girl from behind and repeatedly penetrate both vagina and anus in alternating thrusts.

Dude, totally wamplered that chick last night. Now she has vaginitis.

by Anus Examiner November 14, 2010