wankidextrous

rich is wankidextrous, he can browse the internet and wank and not struggle with the mouse !

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wackadextrous

The talent or inate ability to "wack it" (masterbate) with both hands indivdually.

I learned that I was wackadextrous when I sprained my right hand.

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Able to use both hands with equal facility for the perposes of masterbation

"i can jackoff with my left hand or my right hand. I'm wankbidextrous".

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wack·i·dex·trous
–adjective

1. the abillity to masturbate equally well with either hand

I can jerk off with both my right and left hands, I'm wackidextrous!

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To be able to wank as good with your left hand as with your right.

I tested myself to see if I was wankidexterous last night, buy now my johnson is just sore.

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Wankidextrous. The art of being able to wank with both hands

"Hey Steve , what handed are you?' ask Mark.
"I'm wankidextrous, I can use both hands" answered Steve

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Someone (typically male) who can mastrubate using either hand.

Did you hear that Ethan is wankidextrous?

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