vow 

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vow by warlemo October 16, 2007

vow of shastity

when the toilets are so disgusting you take a vow until there are better options in shite (sight)

have the seen the shitting situation? i'm taking a vow of shastity until i get to the nearest crapper

vow of shastity by jaffaw July 16, 2009

vow of obstinance 

one who stubbornly adheres to an attitude of sexualabstinence esp. intercourse.

Sharlene: "...aw come-on babe you know we're both aching for it, it's been like forever since we both made like the beast with one hump".

Shane: "I'm sorry honey but you know I've made a vow of abstinence, so please respect my vows and just be patient and when the time is right...blah blah..."

Sharlene: "Yeah whatever, sounds more like a vow of obstinance..."

vow of obstinance by Brohica October 2, 2009

vow of celibacy 

A great show of being chaste and godly, when in reality the person simply hadn't been able to find any "willing" fellow humans, and so he is merely wishing to disguise this fact so that others won't wonder why he never gets laid.

Little Tommy Shaughnessy was feeling so dissatisfied and humiliated from not being able to find a "hole for his pecker" that he'd been seriously considering taking a vow of celibacy in order to have an acceptable excuse if any of his buddies asked him why he wasn't "getting any"; as a last-ditch attempt to alleviate his plight before resorting to such an extreme, however, he tried tricking the local priest into revealing the names of all the local "loosey goosey" females, and was joyfully surprised when the naive priest did just that, and unwittingly provided him with "five good leads".

vow of celibacy by QuacksO July 3, 2019

vow movement 

The moment you sit down to write you’re wedding vows, you have a vow movement! Or when you get aggravated at writing your vows, you have an irritable vow movement!

Baby, when I was writing my vows, guess what I had?

- A vow movement!

Gosh I’m over these vows!! They’re pissing me off to the point that it’s giving me an irritable Vow syndrome!

vow movement by TaraHaspel4 October 28, 2020

Teenage Vow 

A Promise or a Commitment to something that seems very important to the teenager themself. Usually taken as a regular promise during in teenage years

Peter made a teenage vow that he would try his best to get to the university that he wanted to go to.

Teenage Vow by whitemedal September 6, 2009

Unbeatable Vow 

A vow taken by someone that they will not beat off (masturbate) until a goal that they have set for themselves has been achieved. It is a method of motivation, used mostly by athletes.

I'm taking an unbeatable vow until I beat Conner in a race.

I need an A this quarter, I'm taking an unbeatable vow until I do so!

Unbeatable Vow by CHS XC October 1, 2010