jaffaw's definitions

shitting down

the act of sitting down to take a jobby

i'm shitting down, i'll be out in a minute

by jaffaw July 16, 2009

Decumission

when you empty your balls so much you can't have sex again

I emptied myself, I was put into early decumission

by jaffaw July 14, 2009

Hotfoxing

the art and endeavour of chasing hot foxes

are you going to talk to her, she's out of your league.

Dude I'm hotfoxing, it's an art,

by jaffaw February 12, 2010

celebshitty

Someone who is famous but is rubbish or you have a low opinion of them or how they became famous

that dude is such a celebshitty, how did they get famous anyway?

by jaffaw July 14, 2009

transendental medication

medication that takes you to another place

Dude, I've been taking sleeping pills for the past week,

I have been having such awesome dreams.

transendental medication or what!

by jaffaw February 21, 2010

Sitting Chaperone

intentionally or unintentionally sitting between a couple or people who are looking to make a play for each other.

I got to the restaurant and just down at the first seat, i didn't realise that Geoff was going to sit there and I ended up sitting chaperone all night with Geoff giving me the evil eye all night.

by jaffaw January 10, 2010

Wankalot (sir)

a play on the name of the Knight Sir Winalot

that dude is such a wankalot (sir), yes sir wankalot, three bags full sir wankalot

by jaffaw July 15, 2009