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Hotfoxing

the art and endeavour of chasing hot foxes
are you going to talk to her, she's out of your league.

Dude I'm hotfoxing, it's an art,
by jaffaw February 12, 2010
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Ask Google Dad

when your child asks you something, you quickly need to refer to google dad to give you the answer
why does the sky blue dad?
Hang on a second, let me ask google dad,

The blue color of the sky is due to Rayleigh scattering. As light moves through the atmosphere, most of the longer wavelengths pass straight through. Little of the red, orange and yellow light is affected by the air.

However, much of the shorter wavelength light is absorbed by the gas molecules. The absorbed blue light is then radiated in different directions. It gets scattered all around the sky. Whichever direction you look, some of this scattered blue light reaches you. Since you see the blue light from everywhere overhead, the sky looks blue.

uh, thanks dad,

is google dad my real dad?
let me check?
by jaffaw February 12, 2010
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Iphone Parent

a parent who uses the Iphone to help with all parenting activities, such as answering questions, finding the nearest toilet, baby change, child friendly restaurant,

can also indicate a new form of middle class parent
What are you checking on now.

Tommy has just asked if we can go to the park and I want to check the crime rates and when it is open before we go.

wow iphone parent or what!!
by jaffaw February 12, 2010
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Iparent

a parent who uses a lot of apple products, in particular the iphone
What are you checking on now.

Tommy has just asked if we can go to the park and I want to check the crime rates and when it is open before we go.

wow iparent or what!!
by jaffaw February 12, 2010
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Google Newspaper

when you only use google to get your news
What paper do you read?
Google newspaper, it's the world's newspaper on time. We live in google times.
by jaffaw February 12, 2010
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Courting capture mode

the mode you go into in order to get the object of your affections, occassionally requires lying
you went on his motorbike, but you hate motorbikes.
I know.

are you in courting capture mode?
might be
Playa, get that man
by jaffaw February 12, 2010
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shatter resistant

resistant to shattering,
I bought these pants, because there're shatter resistant
by jaffaw July 21, 2009
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