Definitions by jaffaw
Thunderwear
Thunderwear by jaffaw May 10, 2012
Jumping Jack
1. A common name for a flasher who is someone who flashes their genitals to a stranger (generally in the street)
2. A form of exercise similar to star jumpes
2. A form of exercise similar to star jumpes
1. Oh god, did you hear about Nicole getting flashed by a jumping jack?
He flashed her and ran off.
2. Have you done your jumping jacks yet?
He flashed her and ran off.
2. Have you done your jumping jacks yet?
Jumping Jack by jaffaw May 10, 2012
transendental medication
medication that takes you to another place
Dude, I've been taking sleeping pills for the past week,
I have been having such awesome dreams.
transendental medication or what!
I have been having such awesome dreams.
transendental medication or what!
transendental medication by jaffaw February 21, 2010
Ask Google Dad
why does the sky blue dad?
Hang on a second, let me ask google dad,
The blue color of the sky is due to Rayleigh scattering. As light moves through the atmosphere, most of the longer wavelengths pass straight through. Little of the red, orange and yellow light is affected by the air.
However, much of the shorter wavelength light is absorbed by the gas molecules. The absorbed blue light is then radiated in different directions. It gets scattered all around the sky. Whichever direction you look, some of this scattered blue light reaches you. Since you see the blue light from everywhere overhead, the sky looks blue.
uh, thanks dad,
is google dad my real dad?
let me check?
Hang on a second, let me ask google dad,
The blue color of the sky is due to Rayleigh scattering. As light moves through the atmosphere, most of the longer wavelengths pass straight through. Little of the red, orange and yellow light is affected by the air.
However, much of the shorter wavelength light is absorbed by the gas molecules. The absorbed blue light is then radiated in different directions. It gets scattered all around the sky. Whichever direction you look, some of this scattered blue light reaches you. Since you see the blue light from everywhere overhead, the sky looks blue.
uh, thanks dad,
is google dad my real dad?
let me check?
Ask Google Dad by jaffaw February 12, 2010
Iphone Parent
a parent who uses the Iphone to help with all parenting activities, such as answering questions, finding the nearest toilet, baby change, child friendly restaurant,
can also indicate a new form of middle class parent
can also indicate a new form of middle class parent
What are you checking on now.
Tommy has just asked if we can go to the park and I want to check the crime rates and when it is open before we go.
wow iphone parent or what!!
Tommy has just asked if we can go to the park and I want to check the crime rates and when it is open before we go.
wow iphone parent or what!!
Iphone Parent by jaffaw February 12, 2010
Iparent
What are you checking on now.
Tommy has just asked if we can go to the park and I want to check the crime rates and when it is open before we go.
wow iparent or what!!
Tommy has just asked if we can go to the park and I want to check the crime rates and when it is open before we go.
wow iparent or what!!