jaffaw's definitions

Homoffice

An office where gay people work

It was heaven in my homoffice, so homoexotic

by jaffaw July 14, 2009

Iphone Parent

a parent who uses the Iphone to help with all parenting activities, such as answering questions, finding the nearest toilet, baby change, child friendly restaurant,

can also indicate a new form of middle class parent

What are you checking on now.

Tommy has just asked if we can go to the park and I want to check the crime rates and when it is open before we go.

wow iphone parent or what!!

by jaffaw February 12, 2010

armitage wanks

going for a wank in the toilet,

you were in there a long time, were you having an armitage wanks

by jaffaw July 16, 2009

Suckall

When you were on a promise to get a blow job but end up with nothing

I went round to her house on a promise for a blowjob but got suckall

by jaffaw July 14, 2009

Hashdash

The run you do for some weed, when you've run out

Dude, we've run out, I need to go on a hashdash,

by jaffaw July 14, 2009

Penisensation

an experience or sensation that can only be brought about or created by the prescense of a penis

Penisensation - a fannytastic fuck

by jaffaw July 14, 2009

Mufftash

when you are giving head and from above the pubic hair makes it look like you have a moutashe

I was giving head to my girlfriend yesterday then she just started laughing at my mufftashe.

by jaffaw July 14, 2009