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audio visualizer 

a game on roblox, where it consists of listening to music and socializing with people in chat. tho it’s very chaotic, you encounter some decent people. a lot of “yo mama” and “deez nuts” jokes you will encounter in game. while you can meet new homies, you also have scumbags who think every dark topic is hilarious. you have the cool players vs hated.
yo mama: “wanna play audio visualizer?”
random idiot: “sure!”

visualize my asshole 

The automatic response a thoughtful person utters aloud when being subjected to the absolutely inane and painfully unclever bumper sticker that reads: Visualize Whirled Peas.
Why don’t you visualize my asshole?
Verona spray printed Daniel's house without asking for permission, Daniel had said to her she had vandalize his property. Now he has to pay lots of money to fix the damage.
vandalize by Mary-Potter December 4, 2017

Visualize my asshole! 

A common response, often yelled from one’s moving vehicle, to the vapid jerks who display the inane bumper sticker, “Visualize Whirled Peas.”
In a moment of deep irritation fueled by my lifelong pacifism, coupled with a brief moment of surprising pity, I loudly shouted, “Visualize my asshole!” to the sad sack occupants of the hulking SUV as it passed me on the boulevard.

vandalised bus seat 

A gaping abyss of a pussy. Feels like fucking a bucket of rice pudding.

Other similes would include: minge like a hippos yawn, pussy like an axe wound or the little used, arsehole like a clowns pocket.

Note from author:

Hope you guys don't suffer the same fate. It's an experience that will stay with you your entire life!!...
Felt like I was throwing a sausage up Bedford High Street.
Fucked this girl last night, her pussy looked like a vandalised bus seat.
vandalised bus seat by julian December 15, 2013

Vindalooed 

Good God mate, I cou na down another pint. I got good and pissed las' night and me gut is vindalooed.

Translation:
I invoke the name of the Saviour, my friend, for I am unable to consume another serving of malted beverage. The evening previous to this I consumed libations in copious amounts. My digestive system is yet massively disrupted.

Translation II: Shit bro, no more fuckin' beers. I got totally shit-faced last night and my guts are still all fucked up.
Vindalooed by daverpdx May 12, 2007