Massive belly disruption.
Good God mate, I cou na down another pint
. I got good and pissed
las' night and me gut is vindalooed.
I invoke the name of the Saviour, my friend, for I am unable to consume another serving of malted beverage. The evening previous to this I consumed libations in copious amounts. My digestive system is yet massively disrupted.
Translation II: Shit bro, no more fuckin' beers. I got totally
shit-faced last night and my guts are still all fucked up.