Good God mate, I cou na down another pint. I got good and pissed las' night and me gut is vindalooed.
I invoke the name of the Saviour, my friend, for I am unable to consume another serving of malted beverage. The evening previous to this I consumed libations in copious amounts. My digestive system is yet massively disrupted.
Translation II: Shit bro, no more fuckin' beers. I got totally shit-faced last night and my guts are still all fucked up.
1. A particularly rambunctious and uncomfortable bowel movement. Normally exceptionally gaseous and a portent of diarrhea. The sensation that two or more monkeys are running around in your lower digestive tract and having a combination boxing match / political debate.
2. THe monkeys that live within the bowels of humans in the graphic novel "I Luv Halloween: Volume II"
Damn, man! I ate the at India Chaat House for lunch yesterday and the whole afternoon I was dealin' with the Chonklit Monkeys.
A combination of Dumb and Verbiage. Essentially stupid words that people invent and define solely so that they have the opportunity to enter them in Urban Dictionary. These words are pointless, define nothing and are usually just an excuse for kids to type words like Poop-shute-ma-goo so that thier friends can giggle at dirty words on the internet.
The kind of crap that has transformed Urban Dictionary from a potentially useful way to get slang definitions into a steaming pile.
Oh look, another stellar example of how dumbage has retardified Urban Dictionary. Who could have anticipated such a thing?!?!?