vanndalize 

to destroy toilets in a bar

he really vanndalized aj gators

vanndalize by capttrash November 11, 2006

vanndalize 

To get so drunk that you do not remember destroying public restrooms or telling female co-workers to sit on your face.

I was so vanndalized last night, i don't even remember wetting myself.

vanndalize by asst. op. November 15, 2006

vandalize

To damage or destroy someone else property.

Verona spray printed Daniel's house without asking for permission, Daniel had said to her she had vandalize his property. Now he has to pay lots of money to fix the damage.

vandalize by Mary-Potter December 4, 2017

vandalised bus seat 

A gaping abyss of a pussy. Feels like fucking a bucket of rice pudding.

Other similes would include: minge like a hippos yawn, pussy like an axe wound or the little used, arsehole like a clowns pocket.

Note from author:

Hope you guys don't suffer the same fate. It's an experience that will stay with you your entire life!!...
Felt like I was throwing a sausage up Bedford High Street.

Fucked this girl last night, her pussy looked like a vandalised bus seat.

vandalised bus seat by julian December 15, 2013

Vannaline 

She's definitely different, different in a good way.. the best way. Usually shy and quiet. But once you know her you will never forget her from her amazing personality. She's hilarious, thoughtful, compassionate, sweet, intelligent, and absolutely stunning (even though she says she isn't). She has been through so much in life, but manages to always have a smile on her face. She'll brighten up your day, even if she can't brighten hers. Vannaline is like a puzzle, hard to solve. Only wanting you to learn more about her. Although, she has her "blonde moments" at times, you can't help but to love her. She's POOP your pants sexsay. You can't help but to smile every time you see her.

"Damn, who that?!"

"Oh. That's just Vannaline."

Vannaline by ADVENTURE TIME! :D <3 May 17, 2012

vandalizer 

The way dumb people say vandal, popularised by Hayley from modern family and Sam Hunts song with that title

It's really sweet of you, Luke, but there's just gonna be a bunch of drunk drivers and vandalizers who were stupid

vandalizer by FlyDude October 4, 2015

vandalizing

it's when you vandalize something, you are vandalizing it

"you are vandalizing the flowers by making them fall"

vandalizing by 🏈🏈 June 8, 2019