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ventexting 

When you are uber pissed for some reason and you start blowing up the phone of a friend explaining why you're so pissed.
Angry girl - That girl is such a freaking bitch I can't handle her anymore I think next time I see her I'm going to push her down the stairs.
Friend-kk
Angry girl - and then I'm going to find her car and cut all the tires and baseball bat the shit out of her mirrors.
Friend - hmmm
Angry girl - sorry, I'm done now.
Friend - damn your ventexting is giving me an ulcer....spaz.
ventexting by BenedictineU May 3, 2010
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Vortexting 

noun

• an overly-dramatic text message designed with the sole purpose of dragging uninvolved individuals helplessly into a inescapable vortex of emotion and angst.

verb (trans.)

• the act of sending text messages out to friends to recruit further unnecessary drama for your side of a negative situation.
person #1: "Ross keeps vortexting me about how Karen walked out on him last night, when he KNOWS that we've never even met."

person #2: "Shoot girl, you know he's just tryin' to get you involved in that personal trash he has going for himself every week. You better ignore it."
Vortexting by Drubixcube June 30, 2009
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ventiextinct 

You're a big venti simp! Whenever you see venti you get all flustered and whenever venti sings you cry from overexcitement.

But wait... venti isn't as who he seems. Venti is being controlled by an origination called S.M.P . Because I can tolerate you, ventiextinct, and totally don't find you annoying, Ill tell you something secret. Venti is being being controlled by... Dre*m... I'm sorry...
Anyways enough of that! She has been calling a blanket she's had since she was born "dankee" her whole life so she's now emo. DNI INTERACT WITH HER AT ANY COSTS!!! FAKE ALPHA MAKES ME SICK!!! EURGH.

also this mf listens to mask by.... Dre*m.. what a coincide... no wonder you finished the venti x Y/N x yandere dream fanfic in under 2 hours... that shit was 500 pages. oh and she loves coffee from starbucks

she also ships jacknaib lol
Y/N: Hey.... ventiextinct... tell Yunjin that I.... *dies*
Venti: WHAT NO Y/N DONT GO!!!!!! MY LOVER..... URGH *goes emo*
ventiextinct by Sussi June 17, 2021
The act of finding a primary vertex associated to multiple tracks.
Once he had the list of tracks, the vertexing step was very simple.
vertexing by phys123 December 15, 2020
The act of finding a vertex or vertices associated to a list of tracks.
Once he found the tracks, he searched for vertices using the vertexing algorithm.
vertexing by phys123 December 15, 2020
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
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murderhobo 

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The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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