vegetaed 

to express excitement in the presence of food or sexual arousal; to splooge (dirty)

No joke...I think I just vegetaed a bit when I saw that girl.

vegetaed by Ldawgswag July 24, 2011

vegetard 

A retarded vegetarian; more specifically, a vegetarian that thinks that scientific information regarding human digestion and evolution is wrong and that humans did not evolve to eat meat despite all scientific evidence to the contrary.

A vegetarian in a chatroom rejected scientifically proven facts about human evolution. Such a vegetard.

vegetard by exploding raccoons February 21, 2015

vegetardo 

Pretending to be vegetarian but then eating meat regardless sometimes.

Dude 1: "She ate meat while being vegetarian."
Dude 2: "Yeah that's called a vegetardo."

vegetardo by Sebi6000 April 20, 2022

vegetated 

High on marijuana. You are so high that your mental abilities are impaired, but not like a retard. You are on the way to becoming the plant you have been enjoying. You are conscious in the way a plant is conscious.

He sat there in the corner in a highly vegetated on the green leaf.

vegetated by realjohnson88 July 5, 2017

Vegetard 

One stuck in a vegetative state.

Terri Schiavo is such a vegetard.

Vegetard by Aaaen April 1, 2005

vegetardian 

A vegetarian who just cannot stop annoying everyone around him. They constantly try to force their vegetarian "beliefs" on everyone else, even going so far as to RUIN a perfectly good BBQ with friends because everyone worries about bringing vegetarian-friendly food just to make them happy. A Vegetardian is a close cousin to the Catholics.

"God, I used to drink Pepsi but switched to Diet Pepsi Smif still won't shut up about Aspartame being poison! And the other day I was talking about the Bees dying all over North America and Europe and he said something about genetically modified foods! He just went on a long rant on IRC about Bovine Growth Hormone! What a vegetardian."

vegetardian by ScaryFastca May 13, 2007

vegetard 

Vegetarian, one who doesn't eat meat.

Kate doesn't eat meat, she's such a vegetard.

vegetard by confusedmachine May 27, 2008