Tweeting to all of your friends and fans that you are masturbating, while masturbating. (male version)
I like tweating off to late night infomercials because nothing is sexier than watching a past-her-prime actress try to sell a $2 piece of junk for $19.95 and having your friends know what you like to do while alone.
by nightsoldier_1999 May 11, 2011